The Confederacy of Zepustinkzist is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 62 million Zepustinkzistians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 8.7%.

The Zepustinkzistian economy, worth 3.32 trillion Auskoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,520 Auskoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime is well under control. Zepustinkzist's national animal is the Pottok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zepustinkzist is ranked 118,394^th in the world and 55^th in Audinesca for Highest Food Quality, scoring 19.78 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.