The Constitutional Monarchy of ZitKaizer is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Unychtosh with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed population of 3.281 billion ZitKaizerians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reynhail. The average income tax rate is 79.6%.

The frighteningly efficient ZitKaizerian economy, worth 411 trillion kaizers a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,369 kaizers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ZitKaizer's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is REIH WOUNDERHALIS.

ZitKaizer is ranked 219,205^th in the world and 8,202^nd in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 25,575.39 Standard Monetary Units.