The Empire of Zotzleijtaris is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Shushruth Sudhir Urwa with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.632 billion Zotzleijtarisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zinjitreij. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zotzleijtarisian economy, worth 140 trillion Shushleits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,996 Shushleits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Childhood friends of Shushruth Sudhir Urwa are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zotzleijtaris's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zotzleijtarisian Hinduism.

Zotzleijtaris is ranked 201,039^th in the world and 289^th in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.