Population | 7.898 billion |
Capital | Normalville |
Leader | John Smith |
Faith | Averagia |
Currency | Joe coin |
Animal | Cӑrsínionn's Jellyfish |
The Sadly Not Average Nation of AverageJoevlania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by John Smith with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.898 billion AverageJoevlanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Normalville. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving AverageJoevlanian economy, worth 517 trillion Joe coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,528 Joe coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People boast about their low income on their dating profiles, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AverageJoevlania's national animal is the Cӑrsínionn's Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Averagia.
AverageJoevlania is ranked 268,960th in the world and 10,208th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : AverageJoevlania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : AverageJoevlania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : AverageJoevlania's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : AverageJoevlania's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : AverageJoevlania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive and Highest Food Quality.
- : AverageJoevlania's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : AverageJoevlania was refounded in Osiris.
- : AverageJoevlania ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : AverageJoevlania's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : AverageJoevlania's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".