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by The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand. . 113 reads.

Re-elect Volaworand: Not Auphelia, Not Today!


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Polls Now Open | Cast Your Vote Today: page=poll/p=166692

With polls now open, I humbly ask for your vote. I will:

  • maintain a mostly hands off approach to moderation, keeping the RMB welcoming, fun and safe.

  • lower the inactivity exception for multi-posting from 60 minutes to 20 minutes.

  • up my game on posting fun and frivolous polls (since Auphelia will be out of office due to term limits).

  • continue maintaining a level head and use good judgement.

Cast Your Vote Today: page=poll/p=166692

Re-elect Volaworand 2020 - Not Auphelia, Not Today!
Auphelia, our longest serving Local Councilor, has sadly reached the term limit and must take at least one term off. Now what?

Fear not, sapient South Pacificians! A vote for Volaworand will keep you safe from the wicked machinations of Not auphelia!

Not auphelia wrote:I hate the Local Council and government.

Long live NHC and Techolandia.

Volaworand wrote:Oh you sweet summer child. You have no idea what you are talking about! The Local council had given us such regional luminaries like Auphelia, TSSS, PS2.

Not auphelia wrote:YEAH, AUPHELIA WOULD MAKE A BAD LOCAL COUNCILLOR AND ABUSE HER POLLING PRIVILEGES!!!!

Volaworand wrote:That's a low-down dirty lie! Auphelia's polls have always been tasteful, thoughtful and never self-serving. How dare you besmirch the good name of Auphelia! If you hate the region so much you should just leave. I hear The Torture Labyrinth is nice this time of year?

Not auphelia wrote:Well, I suppose it is time to be off.

I've locked Auphelia in a wardrobe with a few orphans and puppies, so I guess this is it.

Time to venture into the unknown.

Hm.

*flomps off with her suitcases in tow*

Volaworand wrote:Phew! She's finally gone. At least she left Auphelia some lunch, I'll check on her in a bit.

Not auphelia wrote:I'm back!

After a brief stint in the Black Hawks (before getting banned) and a short stay in the Rejected Realms (it's pretty cosy there) I have returned to you, glorious TSP!!!

Volaworand wrote:NO! Begone! You have no power here! If you keep this up the Local Council will use our mighty Yellow Post-it Note of Suppression powers to suppress you into oblivion!

Not auphelia wrote:On a scale of 1 to 10, how easy would it be to bribe you? Just asking for a friend.

Volaworand wrote:Only a imbecile would dare attempt to bribe a Local Councilor in public! You clearly lack the the skills to practice criminality in The South Pacific. Sheesh!
There's a whole crowd of people here!

Not auphelia wrote:Ummm . . . nothing to see here, move along!

Volaworand wrote:Ok, you'll need to send me a regular supply of crayons and bedazzling supplies. Route the bribes through my super PAC or my medical research front businesses. So long as you keep the payments rolling in you won't be harmed.

Not auphelia wrote:I wouldn't be so sure about that.

*chuckles kindly*

You forget, I am on vacation mode.

You'll never be rid of me.

Volaworand wrote:Look there's only one criminal overlord allowed around here. Keep your nose out of my turf.

Not auphelia wrote:Hail Auphelia!

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Volaworand wrote:Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

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