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The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand.
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Re-elect Volaworand: Conflict of Interest Disclosure
With polls now open, I humbly ask for your vote. I will:
maintain a mostly hands off approach to moderation, keeping the RMB welcoming, fun and safe.
lower the inactivity exception for multi-posting from 60 minutes to 20 minutes.
up my game on posting fun and frivolous polls (since Auphelia will be out of office due to term limits).
continue maintaining a level head and use good judgement.
Re-elect Volaworand 2020 - Conflict of Interest Disclosure
The lawyers told me to fill out this Conflict of Interest stuff.
I assume formB-52s is correct?
Filling out paperwork always makes me dance! Lucky I still had the form from my prior successful campaign for Local Council, I just needed to update the attachment.
Conflict of Interest Disclosure Attachment:
WA NATION:
VolaworandPUPPETS:
(all in TSP or TSP properties)
British Pitcairn Islands 
British Falkland Islands 
S Georgia and S Sandwich Islands 
St Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha 
South Pacifica Isles 
Le Front de Liberation du Midand 
The Entropy
Tsp rmb moderation debate founder1 
KFP
TEMPORARY SHARED ACCESS:
The tsp local council2
INVOLVEMENT IN OTHER REGIONS:
Ewww, no!
MAJOR CAMPAIGN DONOR(S):3
ANIMAL Super PAC
Joe Penguin All-Natural Penguin SPIT Cocktails
TSP Bovine Extermination & Eradication Foundation
Hot Pink Hello Kitty Band-aid Clinical Study, VAC
Kentucky Fried Penguin Division, Krill Grill Inc.
POTENTIAL CONFLICTING INTERESTS:
scrounging for food
cats and/or husband4
playing with crayons
listening to Madonna remixes
destroying the patriarchy4
playing Lord of the Rings Online
earning income
bedazzling my pebble collection
watching all of YouTube
cultivating mindfulness4
job hunting4
lumbersexual hipster research
making it rain4
NOTES
1: Officer Psomewhere over the Rainbow
2: Founder Psomewhere over the Rainbow
3: See Financial Disclosure for breakdown
4: Unlikely/Theoretical conflict possible
~ Delivered via "Not-A-Bribe Bamboo Express" Delivery Truck to 
Pencil Sharpeners 2.
