Vladimir John Declares National Emergency

"Due to recent events of the world wide 'zombie apocalypse' I declared a national emergency.
Remember one thing Seevs, and listen good, do not let anyone into your house. This is the
darkest hour of not only Seevolin but quite possibly the world. We need to all band together,
separately. If you have access to headphones or earbuds, please use those to stay alert with
us. Our government is working together with a surplus of taxes to find a cure. Until next time,
this is John, signing out, probably for the last time."
-Vladimir John