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by The Holy lieutenancy of Suth Seaxe. . 129 reads.

New to England? Read this!



Newbies guide, aka Why do they keep bugging me to join the World Assembly?

Welcome to England!
Home of frequent raids and annoying nations asking you to join the World Assembly


Short version: Join the World assembly and stop being bothered by us
1-Go to your settings and make sure your email is valid!
2-Go to the World Assembly page and click "apply to join" at the top
3-Click the email confirmation that arrives
4-Endorse Isle of Westland by going to the bottom of his nation page and click "Endorse" and enjoy your peaceful stay in England!

Winston with his famous powers of persuasion

If you'd like to find out why we want you to endorse our "Regional Delegate", carry on reading below!


The long version

Within Nationstates, the leader of a region is picked by the number of endorsements they have. The most endorsements becomes leader of the region and is able to eject and ban nations from our region.

Of course, if a lot of nations came into England with a plan and endorsed a different person, they'd take over and be a real pain in the ass!


Raiders and Raiding

Englands Regional Message board multiple times a year

England gets raided.... A lot. They come in here, very organised and take over our message board, change our flag, posts, dispatches and it can last months. In some regions they have taken over so completely that they eject everyone and password lock it. The region of England is a much sought after name, so we get raided several times a year.

Often the raid is small, so if we are on the ball we can eject 10 or so raiders easily. But a large scale raid of over 200 raiders happened earlier February 2022, they put the Saltire as the flag and went around pretending we were Scotland. We all had to put down our cups of tea and pray that defender groups would help out.

Its all part of the game, but it becomes much easier to have a quiet life, arrange games of cricket, roleplaying, cosplay as Dr Who, post BBC news articles about our nations, compare the trophy cabinets of our football teams and generally grumble about the weather if this raiding doesn't happen.

If you like the culture we are trying to build in glorious England and want a quiet life, please help us out and follow the steps listed above!



Why do you threaten to ban nations not joining the World Assembly?
Simply put, raiding barbarians try to infiltrate England and sit here with a "sleeper" nation that gains influence over time, then suddenly participates in a raid. Or raiders try to sneak in, one by one over a few weeks.

If you are a World Assembly nation, you are much more likely to be a real human player with no interest in any other region. So as England is currently weakly defended with only a few votes for our Delegate, we have to be extra careful.

We really aren't trying to be annoying. But living in this version of England, is very much like you are involved in the Home Guard 1940 and scanning the coastline for fighters and landing craft! You can help change that by getting involved and Endorsing Isle of Westland!


An exhausted officer of England scanning the regional activity page for raiders

If you do it, I will endorse you back, opening up new badges, banners and achievements in the game for you.

Do us a favour? Please? :)

Enjoy your stay in England

If you want to find a fairly comprehensive list of all the invasions in England, check out the English regional factbook. A sad stat is that in England's goldenage, we had over 245 nations here. After many many raids it dwindled down to 15 nations. Raiding can ruin a region and put players off. Help us out!

Regional Factbook of the English



Flag


And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountain green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?




Location



Largest Nation:
Rhanukhan


Region created by:
Tyrr
Year created:
2003


First factbook entry:
Join England today for entertainment, fun & friendships.
Why not pop down to the Village and enjoy a beverage in the Red Lion.

Please let it be known that offence to fellow members of
England will not be tolerated and will result in ejection



Current WA Delegate:
Isle of Westland


National Languages:
English


Demonym:
English



England
____________________________________________________________

The Region of England is one of the oldest player created regions in Nationstates. Its original founder Tyrr finally ceased to exist on August 3rd, 2020. Since then the region has undergone large quiet spells without even a World Assembly delegate, often only punctuated by frequent raids which seem to go unnoticed by the longest serving nations. The raiders often take England without much of a fuss, but find within a few weeks they've become just another group of nations with their own graffiti and food shops. The reason for this, is that England has several very large and ancient nations with so much influence that no raider could hope to eject and ban them all. The saying "There will always be an England" applies whilst these ancient oaks reside within the region and it makes for an interesting playing dynamic if you choose to join England.

Also we enjoy drinking tea and watching cricket.

Invaders are not welcome- we will wave our fists angrily in your general direction if you try to upset us!

History

England has been around for longer than any NS wiki or internet archive can calculate. But we can glean some information about previous WA Delegates. Early on England used to have a very active community and members participated in Regional Elections of their WA Delegate.

The region had up to 245 nations in 2004 which made it one of the strongest regional influences in the early game, which dwindled down to just 15 nations by 2017. A slow but sure resurgence after a huge raid by that made Taun the Delegate with over 200 raiders quickly sparked a resurgence in the region as many defenders and former raiders stayed behind to form their own coffee shops and groups. An initial start to the rebuilding of England under much missed former delegate The papal county of derbyshire is continuing under the present leadership which is hoping to build on the newfound vitality pulsing through the region.

WA Delegates
If a nation is highlighted in RED then the WA was a raider nation. The size of the raid is indicated with an estimate
2003:
Tyrr
Mencken
His majesty
Lauriniaq
His majesty
2004:
His majesty
2005:
His majesty
2006:
His majesty
Safalra =authored WA resolutions
2007:
Safalra
West-side
His majesty
Zapatisa
Britains empire
His majesty
Ithania
2008:
Ithania
Asxtc
Coyotesylvermoone
Asxtc
2009:
Asxtc
West-side
2010:
West-side
Novograd iv
West-side
2011:
Novograd iv
Carex
Novograd iv
Hirota
2012:
Hirota
South oxfordshire
2013:
South oxfordshire
Peterborough
South oxfordshire
Morekai
Tyrr
2014:
Tyrr
Bogans and boozers
2015:
Bogans and boozers
Hirota
Bogans and boozers
2016:
Long live auralia ~20raiders
Bogans and boozers
VACANT WA
Romakania
Arthur
VACANT WA
2017:
VACANT WA
Darksonium
VACANT WA
2018:
Condemnation~20 raiders
Saab jas 39a gripen~20 raiders
Coyote Tango~20 raiders
VACANT WA
Grelia
Eaf35
Klamytappi~14 raiders
Go home british soldiers~14 raiders
The happylandian army~10 raiders
VACANT WA
Uchiha itachi
2019:
VACANT WA
I hate socialism
2020:
I hate socialism
Cranium
VACANT WA
Does Anyone Love Me~unknown raiders
Vacant WA
Scottish Freedom~30 raiders
VACANT WA
2021:
VACANT WA
2022:
The papal county of derbyshire
Taun~200 raiders
The papal county of derbyshire
Isle of Westland

Best Factbooks
Please find some of the best made factbooks from the current residents of England

Rhanukhan
The Rhanukhani Common Burrowing Octopus
Rhanukhani National Anthem

Isle of Westland
Map of the Isle of Westland
Isle of Westlands Wikipedia article

Market deeping
Market Deepings National parks of England

Suth Seaxe
Suth Seaxe's Museum of Antiquity

English World Assembly Resolutions
Historical Resolution #186
Repeal:"Public Domain"
Proposed by:Safalra

Raiders
Many groups have invaded England since Tyrr ceased to exist sometime in 2015...

Here are the current raid high scores!

Raids

Region

Raid years

Raided or Banjected

2

Black Hawks

2018,2022

Raided

2

Den

2015,2016

Raided

2

Lily

2018x2

Raided

1

Mazeria

2013

Raided

1

Auralia

2015

Raided

1

The Kingdom of Great Britain

2016

Raided

1

West Pacfic

2018

Raided

1

Balder

2018

Raided

1

Elparia

2018

Raided

1

NPA

2020

Raided

1

Shinka

2020

Raided

1

Brotherhood of Malice

2022

Raided

1

White Hawks

2021

Raided

1

The Holy Sha

2022

Banjected

Countering Raids
How has England survived these many raids?

England has been helped many times by dedicated Defender groups. Some have set up "Sleeper" nations that help to gain influence to prevent the region from being taken over and to help with ejecting raiders.

Several examples of these nations are:
England Guardian
Dont eject this fenda sleeper 80
Defending Caterpie
Wistmans wood
Black Tor Copse
Piles Copse
Meci Echos

If you wish to help England to survive, creating puppets that accumulate influence within England can go a long way to improving its defensibility.
Former player Apatosaurus wrote this factbook that explains the strategy nicely:

page=dispatch/id=1601297

England has also been helped by active nations that have huge amounts of influence such as:

Current rank

Nation

1

Rhanukhan

2

Arthur

3

Oriol

4

Honfol

5

Thur

Current welcome telegram

"God! I will pack, and take a train,
And get me to England once again!
For England's the one land, I know,
Where men with Splendid Hearts may go"

Welcome to England friend or foe, raider or settler. May your stay be happy here and enjoy one of the longest running player made regions in the whole of Nation states

Please read below to avoid being ejected:

Get involved and introduce yourself in the RMB so you don't accidentally get banned. We get raided a lot here ;) we're used to it but we are a little trigger happy in response!

All new nations MUST endorse the WA delegate or you will be banned. If you're a puppet nation and not part of the WA please identify your main nation when you introduce yourself in the RMB. This is effective immediately.

If you want to find out more and how to do this, read the new players guide below:

page=dispatch/id=1804696

We've plenty of lore building and nation role play events lined up so get involved and remember,

"There'll always be an England"


BBC News archives

page=dispatch/id=1700548

BBC news coverage of a huge invasion in Feb 2022

page=dispatch/id=1733448

BBC news article about Tea

page=dispatch/id=1800531

BBC news article about regional artefacts dug up and submitted by local nations


Trading cards

Season 1

14360 - rhanukhan
72030 - his_majesty
78762 - suthsaexe
83578 - hungerford
83621 - dorset
83681 - eligible
83755 - this_england
93213 - tyrr
175970 - thur
205412 - inzagy
212113 - oriol
212193 - honfol
230190 - bal-ham_gateway_to_the_south
232724 - sussex_by_the_sea
271734 - new_avalon
274419 - arthur
278465 - mishagan
309193 - argyll
502832 - teviotdale
638442 - fighting_witches
927934 - jers
931960 - dock_green
979470 - bedfordshire
1005733 - forfarshire
1266289 - bishop_asser
1798187 - wiltshire
2011191 - qqbar
2071337 - berkshire
2191925 - xeon_7110n_2500_mhz
2483283 - paddington_bear

Season 1 collections:
Suth Seaxe S1 28/30 incomplete



Season 2

14360 - rhanukhan
72030 - his_majesty
83578 - hungerford
83621 - dorset
83665 - viteliu
93213 - tyrr
96137 - london
175970 - thur
205412 - inzagy
212113 - oriol
212193 - honfol
274419 - arthur
309193 - argyll
391390 - nosy
391719 - lung
392950 - danau
502832 - teviotdale
638442 - fighting_witches
927934 - jers
979470 - bedfordshire
1005733 - forfarshire
1266289 - bishop_asser
1798187 - wiltshire
2011191 - qqbar
2036950 - felix_legion_i
2071337 - berkshire
2868354 - the_folly
3246147 - lalalove
3356887 - ruci
3362621 - cranium
3362808 - kobawa
3368927 - i_hate_socialism
3376758 - the_british_relm

Season 2 collections:
Suth Seaxes S2 collection complete 33/33



Season 3
Yet to be collated



References
This document is a flexible and living document. If you have anything to add please contact Suth Seaxe to create submissions!
Inspired by the great dispatch and how to for wiki style factbooks by Ponderosa
Information found on LinkNsdossier and Linkwfe index
Trading cards info from LinkNorth Pacific trading cards queries

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