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RESULTS OF: The Grand Meme-Lympics - Ievan Polkka (delayed only by 2 years)
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THE RESULTS HAVE ARRIVED AND AC WON!
Kinda not relatable after 2 years but okay
So, what was Ievan Polkka Grand-Memelympics?
Well, behind all of my memes, there was literally no reason I made this. I was compiling a list of Ievan Polkka versions for, yes you have guessed, totally no reason. But I decided to make it the Interregional Ievan Polkka Grand-Memelympics, for again, no reason. AND I HAVE DECIDED TO SHARE RESULTS AFTER 2 YEARS AND 26 DAYS OF DELAY YOOO
How do I participate?
Warning: You ofc may, but my processing time of adding new submissions is estimately 2 years
Simply, send me a telegram with a version, that is not yet on the list. In the telegram, you will want to send me name of the region, which has to receive points for that. For each submission, your region gets 1 point. For each submission with dedication, your region gets 3 points. For each submission, that lands in either The Best of or What in the name of Satan: categories, your region gets 5 points. You may add dedication to another nation, it will be added in the brackets - just tell me nation of theirs and what you want to tell them.
What can I win?
Literally nothing, except for the fact, that your region will receive bragging rights of being the most memey region in NationStates.
FINAL RESULTS:
Alstroemerian (I think) Commonwealths: WHOOPING 89 POINTS
The East Pacific: 32 points (nerds)
10000 Islands: 11 points
Warzone Asia: 8 points
Thaecia: 5
The Pacific: 5
Europeia: 5
Why there is more submissions, than scores?
Because, as I said, I wanted this to become list of Ievan Polkka Versions (for totally no reason) and I didn't want my so so hard memey work to be lost :(
CHEERS! MAY THE MOST MEMEY REGION WIN!
Many versions but with dedication:
Link El señor humeante, no recognizable language, THIS IS CURSED, it lands in The Best of and What in the name of Satan, giving 10 points to XKI (credits: Grea Kriopia of 10000 Islands with dedication to HumanSanity)
Link (Ievan polkka hardbass ver). Hmm, I'll (Yuts knenxland) like to dedicate this to Karatana - "Hai kaiserreich officer, this one's for you" (credit: Yuts knenxland)
Link (Ievan polkka but on a budget) Dedicated (by: Yuts knenxland) to Probably not japan - "Indihome". (credit: Yuts knenxland)
Link (minecraft sounds) - dedicated to - Valerievna "Dear dak, behold this minecraft musical contraption" (credit: Yuts knenxland)
Link (mc) dedicated to Aquilanion - "Dear Aq, you may take the weird one this time instead of dak, happy minecrafting" (credit: Yuts knenxland)
Link (mario) dedicated to Vando0sa - "I think you can appreciate this :)" (credit: Yuts knenxland)
Link (rock band) Dedicated to Pruthuania - "This might be your cup of tea, I'll bribe you with this, so stop chasing me for taxes :>" (credit: Yuts knenxland)
Link (Garageband legend) Dedicated to Albrook - "Senpai, you might like this one too" (credit: Yuts knenxland)
The Best Of:
Link Hatsune Miku, Finish, KPOP Live Version
Link TULLETAR, Finish, A capella folklore version with beautiful native Finish women on board
Link Canta Rhei, Polish, Online A Capella version
Link Bilal Goregen, Finish, original version of the meme
Link Salut Salot, Finnish-with-random-syllabes, a meme version performed by wannabedrunk 30s-40s women I love it lol
Historical Category:
Link 1947, Onni Laihanen harmonikka, no language, Instrumental version
Link 1952, no data, Finish, Folk version
Link 1953, Viola Turpeinen harmonikkasoolo, no language Instrumental version
Link 1996, Maria Kalaniemi, Maija Karhinen ja Riitta Kossi, Instrumental version
Instrumental and Orchestral Versions:
Link Toms Mucenieks, no language, Piano Version (credit: Donetsk)
Link (Loituma - T.L.B. Orchestratration Orchestral Version), Orchestra (credit to: Albrook)
Link (Vignesh Chandrasekaran + Benny Hong Harmonica Cover), Harmonica (credit to: Albrook)
Link (Jackson Parodi Accordion Cover), no idea what is this thing called version (credit to: Albrook)
Link (Hatsune Miku - 古筝 Guzheng Cover)(credit to: Albrook)
Link (Orchestra ver, loituma tribute ensemble) (credit: Yuts knenxland)
Link (Brass Band) this is honestly nice (credit: Yuts knenxland)
Link (Another orchestra) (credit: Yuts knenxland)
Link (bells ver) My ears (*) (credit: Yuts knenxland)
Link (Piano tiles ver) (credit: Yuts knenxland)
Disco, Dance and more importantly ANIME but also similar versions:
Link Teknova, no language, Dance version
Link Riikka, Finish, I dont like modern music but I believe it's some kind of dance / club version
Link Cosmowave, probably Finnish, Cosmowave (credit: Donetsk)
Link Syrex, probably Finnish, Nightcore (credit: Donetsk)
Link (Cannot identify) (credit to: Albrook)
Link (feat. vtuber Fubuki) (credit to: Albrook)
Link (Otomania - Ken-chan/Lasailax Mix) (credit to: Albrook)
Link (AL!CE.16 - YFK45 NS + Megurine Luka) (credit to: Albrook)
Link (Akita Neru. Also the URL has Taco at the end. What a legend.) (credit to: Albrook)
Link (Suika Suki-chan39 feat. ks03), I'm not surprised Aurora sent this XD (credit to: Albrook)
Link(Hatsune Miku - ShenY Synthave Remix) (credit to: Albrook)
Link (Hatsune Miku - Jedzz Synthwave Remix) (credit to: Albrook)
Link(Hatsune Miku - EEEAAAOOO Remix) (credit to: Albrook)
Link (Hatsune Miku + catJAM - Heiakim EDM remix) OKAY THIS IS GOOD (credit to: Albrook)
Link (Unidentified 80's Remix) if Ievan Polkka was intro to 90s racing game (credit to: Albrook)
Link (Just some remix) (credit: Yuts knenxland)
Link (Pocket miku) (credit: Yuts knenxland)
Link (Walkband) (credit: Yuts knenxland)
Link (8-bit) (credit: Yuts knenxland)
Regular Versions:
Link Pauli Räsänen, Finish, Regular Version
Link Spiritual Seasons, Finish, Regular Version with a little modernism
Link Kation & Len, Finish, Regular Version
Link TUULETAR, Finish, A capella with artistic video
Link Slack Bird, Finish, Regular version with folklore vibe
Link Lorelai, Finish, it's either twins or twice same girl regular version
Link (Cannot identify) (credit to: Albrook)
Choir Versions:
Asian Versions:
Link I dont speak that language, so "(イエヴァン・ポルッカ) モンゴル語バージョン(Holly Dolly)原文・和訳歌詞付き", Mongolian, idk, the version is weird (credits to Asendavia from The East Pacific)
Link (Cannot identify), Chinese (credit to: Albrook)
Link (Schubertchor in Korea, Soloist Louis Frycer), Korean Acapella (credit to: Albrook)
Link (chorus_pandorabox), uhh Japanese Acapella? not sure (credit to: Albrook)
European (languages) Versions:
Link Chór Altowy Wydziału Biologii, Polish, Choir Version
Link El Matador, Spanish lmao (credit: New Leganes)
A Capella Versions:
Medieval Versions:
Metal & Hard Rock Versions:
Misc Versions:
Link Korpiklaani, I suppose it's Finnish, Metal Live version
Link Girl with the leek, Meisje met de prei, Anime version (credits to: Tostandia)
Link Göregen feat catJAM, Ievan Polkka, Live performance (credits to: Albrook)
Link Göregen feat catJAM, Ievan Polkka, Live Performance (coding meme) (credits to: Albrook)
Link Haachama, Ievan Polkka, Anime version (credits to: Lucklife)
Link Göregen, Ievan Polkka, When You Fail Invasion Of Ukraine So You Gotta Earn A Living On The Street Version (credit: Agalaesia)
Link (Loituma - Minecraft Redstone Circuit, cannot identify author) (credit to: Albrook)
Link (The Noteblock Lizard - Minecraft Redstone Circuit) (credit to: Albrook)
Link (Amarume from Leap-Beat, Acapella Rap!) Okay this is better, than it's supposed to be XD (credit to: Albrook)
Link (Long mc 360 ver) (credit: Yuts knenxland)
What in the name of Satan:
Link だんだん加速する (I think it's author name), no language, Instrumental-one-could-say, if-ruler-was-an-instrument
Link Hamburgaga, language cannot be specified, Donald-Version-which-you-do-not-want-to-watch
Link Lena & Laurin, German, I-regret-my-life-version-I-really-do
Link Loituma one could say, Finish, Trump version (credits to: Agalaesia / Eunopiar from The East Pacific - burn in hell)
Link Rob Landes, no language, instrumenal-but-meme-version with man-clothed-as-vibing-cat because why-not
Link Loituma / Reyto, Finish, well anime-girl-with-pore-looped (credits to: Retz / Jean Rowe from The Pacific )
Link TheRealSullyG, no language, otomantone cover which you DO NOT WANT to watch (credits: Pledonia from The East Pacific - I never liked you)
Link The Kiffness & Bilal Goregen, Finish, meme-club-vibing-cat-with-a-lot-of-video-editing-version
Link Hatsune Miku but Vocaloid Brasil but im G Felipe, I dont really know if its Portugese or Finnish, I cant even categorize it (credits to: Voxel from Thaecia)
Link Holly Dolly, Finnish, oh my god version (credits: Asendavia)
Link El Matador, Spanish, anime 3d latino version??? (credit to: New Leganes)
Link Oasty, ??? Finnish ???, Astronaut and leek (credit to: Shy Guyia)
Link Hatsune Miku, I'm not sure it's a language, I actually like it scary version (credit: Donetsk)
Link Some weird Dutch website, Finnish definitely, Trump version lmao Kuramia (credit: Kuramia)
Link (Cannot identify), (Cannot identify), (Cannot identify) what the hell version (credit to: Albrook)
Link (Unknown Tuba Cover), It's suggested you unplug your ears before listening to this one (credit to: Albrook)
Link (Dem-03 Siren Head. Cursed.) ????????????????? (credit to: Albrook)
Link Aurora please it's 2 years later and 4am what are you doing to my brain (credit to: Albrook)
Link Brain of a GCR Delegate after ending their term, colorized and motionized (credit to: Albrook)
Link (Cursed) (indeed) (credit: Yuts knenxland)