Well, Well, Well

Did you know the Oppressed Peoples of Statecontrol is the country with the highest number of wells per square kilometer?

The estimates range between 6 and 9 gazillion wells per square kilometer. In fact, Our Beloved Nation is the only one that surpasses the 1 gazillion wells per square kilometer.

The reason may be in part due to Statecontrol's unusually high number of subterranean lakes, yet many of those wells, roughly a quarter, do not connect with any natural water source. These later ones are thought to have been made for spiritual purposes many centuries ago, perhaps even millennia. In fact, roughly 50% of all Statecontrolian wells are speculated to be at least 3000 years old, and half are still used to this day.

Our Great Government, headed by Our Great Leader, Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken, actively supports the preservation of well culture in Our Beloved Nation.

May it last forever.