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I motion to have a day of mourning for two lost nations in Testregionia: The Dominion of Evil Unicorn, and The Commonwelath of Fivian. Olvaria is sending our skilled investigators to figure out what happened to the nations and their citizens.
Probably inactivity.
Or unfortunate side effects of testing...
Explosive testing
Relatively legal testing.
Testing with the heart of a long-dead god?
We should resume testing.
We're testing out a new cannon that sprays air at enemy troops, blowing them over.
Tragic news in Olvaria. The nitroglycerin shipment turned out to be worthless white phosphorus.
White phosphorus can be used as bombs and fire starters. Just drop it over an enemy fortification.
Thing is, we've already got a ton of it. The President's Cabinet is thinking that we should put our extra phosphorus into fireworks, sell them to our enemies, and they'll end up blowing up their own citizens.
Just do a test run.
Or you could just dispose of all of it on a politically inconvenient city on the enemy lines.
In an out of character news, the Sochi Olympic Games have begun! Best of luck to all the athletes participating.
But keeping in character, how is the drug-testing in Sochi?
One of our "athletes" submitted himself for a drug test. Reportedly, all they say is "How high are you," and if you say "I'm not high," you're free to go.
Glad to see we've gotten more effective testing methods since last Olympics. The noodle incident was just a cry for help.
Many in Olvaria are now celebrating the 1 billion Citizen milestone, and the State Cabinet is now choosing an official religion. Rumors are going about that Olvaria will remain a religiously neutral state.
Don't be afraid to *test* your love! You got take risks to be to someone!
Hello!
A test post! ;o
Welcome Siornor
Why, thank you Mr. Grizzly Bear.
Testing out a new mounted flamethrower.
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