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(This story used to be called The Magical Collie, but at that time the CYOA received few answers.)

Welcome! I'm so glad you're here! I’m sure most of you were sad when NS went down, so here is another Choose Your Own Adventure Story. Our main character, Daisy Nadine, could:
1, Meet The Collie (Thank you to Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom for the inspiration!).
2, Battle vampires (Thank you to Lothria) for the inspiration!)
3, Become a lot more famous.
4, Bring a magical border collie (not The Collie) home.
5, Re-visit Vonum.
…And so much more!
If you want to pick a choice, please telegram me the choice as quickly as possible because the first telegram gets to decide and if you want, tell me you want to stay anonymous. Those who don't will get their name mentioned next to the choice they picked, which will be bolded. If your choice didn't get chosen, then you got ninja'd. You can't choose a choice more than three times in a row in under 72 hours/3 days (which is prohibited to prevent monopolies, so puppets can't be used to evade this). If nobody picks a choice in over 120 hours (5 days), I will pick the choice myself. If I pick the choice more than three times in a show, I will finish the rest of the story myself.
Now let's see what NationStates will make our character do…

April/May ?, 2024
April 19 was one of my favorite days. It was the day I went to NationVision and became famous all over Simonia. The best part was obviously Vonian sushi as I love sushi and the worst was how the day coincided with the closure of NationStates. And for some reason, something I said in Vonum went viral.
“Vonia Eternita! All hail Simonia!”
Back in Simonia, I failed to understand why my quote went viral and why Simonia was suddenly involved with Vonum. Out of anyone else, why suddenly tell Vonum you were going to join their song contest? What about all those other recruitment telegrams?
While Vonum was pretty, I didn’t find out about as much as I wanted to. That was, until the magical collie came.
Where was the magical collie found?
A, A port
B, A park in Syzantine (by Lemueria)
C, A tree
D, A beach
E, A mall
F, A lake

I was in a park in my home city when a border collie ran out of the dog park nearby. It stood in front of me and dropped a note. I read it. It said, “Please help me get home”.
“Sorry, but I just got home a few days ago from NationVision,” I said, “And I don’t know where your home is.”
Suddenly, the collie started to glow. It spun around in a circle, barked three times, and stared at me cutely.

What should I do?
A, Ask it what it wants (by Simonia)
B, Walk away
C, Run away while screaming
D, Pet the collie
E, Ask it if it’s magical

“I need to go back home!” the collie replied, “My home is called ‘Who Asked’ and it is in another dimension.”
“How do I help you get home?” I asked, “And what do I get if I help you?”
“To get home, we need to journey the multiverse,” the collie explained, “And if we find Who Asked, you will be rewarded with riches.”
Just then, it hit me. Who Asked? My friends are always talking about finding Who Asked! When I find Who Asked, everyone will be so overjoyed.
“Can I bring friends?” I asked.
“Sure, but you’ll have to split the reward,” the collie said.

Who should I bring with me? (You can choose multiple choices unless you are choosing D)
A, Rita Westley (a friend and pop singer from Simonia-Majestia)
B, Vonnie Nadine (my twin sister)
C, Two of Daisy’s friends from school (you get to choose their names) (by Goikiva)
D, None of the above

Vonnie, Aurora, and Gordon were all excited to find Who Asked. Aurora and Gordon Daniels are twins and have been racing to find Who Asked for months. So far, none of them have been able to find out how to travel to a dimension that’s not one of Simonia’s dimensions. They’ve searched practically everywhere, even in Simonia’s most dangerous and foggy places, but never found a way to travel to another dimension without portals.
“Which dimension is Who Asked in?” Vonnie asked.

“The dimension is __,” the collie replied.
A, Elle 11’s dimension
B, Planet Majestia’s dimension
C, Planet NationStates’ dimension
D, The Abyss
E, (your nation)’s dimension (by Cachard Calia)
F, Earth

“Where is Cachard Calia?” Vonnie asked.
“I don’t know,” I replied.
“Me neither!” Gordon said, “Maybe Simoniaball knows.”
“I know where Cachard Calia is!” Aurora declared, “It is an LGBT haven I tried to visit to attempt to find Who Asked.”
“Then how do we enter Cachard Calia?” Vonnie asked. Everyone paused. Suddenly, I remembered something. Central Antanagua Mall.
“You know how there are cool gateways to other nations in Central Antanagua Mall?” I reminded, “Maybe there is one to Cachard Calia’s dimension in there!”
“I checked there. No portals there lead to any nation in Gay,” Aurora said, “Gay and MJT are too distant.”
“That was a long time ago,” I said, “Now the two regions have embassies.”
“Does Embassy Island have portals to embassy regions?” Vonnie asked.
“I don’t know,” Gordon replied.
“As far as I know, no,” Aurora replied.
“Yes. It’s a new addition,” I replied, “We should go to Gay, find Cachard Calia, find Who Asked, and get rich!”
“And become super famous,” Vonnie added.
“I trust Central Antanagua Mall better,” Aurora said, “Embassy Island had a civil war once.”
“And a missile was launched onto—“, Gordon started.
“That was the aquarium, not the mall,” Aurora corrected.

Where should we go?
A, Central Antanagua Mall (by Ancientania)
B, Embassy Island
C, Consult Simoniaball

Once we arrived at CAM, we ran towards the cool gateways. We searched the entire area. There were portals to every nation in the four planets Simonia are on, NeoMajestia, Eclipseland, Yoyleland, and South west tree. Unfortunately, none could lead us to Cachard Calia. I sighed.
“I knew we should have went to Embassy Island!” I said.
“Same!” Gordon agreed.
“Time for Plan B,” Vonnie said, “There is a portal to Embassy Island here.”
“Wait,” Aurora said, “I could hear a strange sound.”
“Me two,” Gordon added.

“Me three,” the collie said, “I think I heard __.”
A, A missile
B, Police sirens
C, A fire truck
D, The portals malfunctioning
E, Screaming (by Lemueria)

Vonnie and I heard the screaming too. We all went downstairs and saw a large group of people running into the mall from Antanagua Aquarium. They were all screaming frantically.
“ANTANAGUA AQUARIUM IS GETTING BOMBED!!!”
“I THINK SIMONIA IS GETTING INVADED AGAIN!!!”
“I’M SCARED!!!”
I gasped. This is happening…again?
“A literal bomb is falling down on us this time!” one person explained, “We have to get out of Antanagua quickly!”
Just then, we all knew what to do. The collie looked at me. I looked at Vonnie. Vonnie looked at Aurora. Aurora looked at Gordon. Gordon looked at the collie. Vonnie, Aurora, Gordon, the collie, and I dashed into the portal to Embassy Island. When we got to Embassy Island, we ran straight towards the MJT-Gay embassy building. Sounds of explosions were behind us, but quickly faded as screams drowned them out. I quickly looked behind. A gigantic crowd is following us. Aurora and Gordon ran faster and faster, like they were racing to get to the portal.
Gordon got to the portal first. He ran into it and the rest of us quickly followed. We ended up in a room with even more portals, one to each nation in Gay. I was the first to find and enter the portal to Lesbiana, Cachard Calia. As everyone else entered, I realized something.

What do I do now?
A, Ask a local
B, Look for a space station
C, Walk around randomly
D, Other (Look for a portal to the RSU (Federation of Republics of the Solar Union)) (by Lemueria)

I picked up a Cachard Calia travel pamphlet and it said I should visit The Federation of Republics of the Solar Union after Cachard Calia because they have a space program that leads to the star system where the mysterious ancient city Who Asked is on, which is in the same dimension as Cachard Calia but in a different galaxy. Aurora picked up one to, read the entire pamphlet, and ran towards the portal to the room with portals to each nation in Gay and Embassy Island. Gordon and Vonnie were going there too. We all entered the portal, entered the portal to embassy island, looked for the MJT-A Milky Way embassy building, and entered the Republics of the Solar Union. It turns out we all read the pamphlet.
“According to the pamphlet, Who Asked is on the planet of (planet) and the star system of (star system),” Aurora said, “And a rocket that lets people board for free is leaving soon for (other planet) of (star system).”

What are the names of the planet, other planet, and star system?
A, Asteroidia, Astreia, Majese
B, Astreia, Majestia, Luminata
C, Other (Saturn, Uranus, Solar System) (by Lemueria)

“These places sound…familiar,” Vonnie said.
“According to the pamphlet, the Saturn and Uranus we’re going to were named after two other planets with the same name,” I said.
We boarded the rocket to Uranus. It was a long ride and we went through many inter-dimensional portals. Many other people were on the rocket.
Hours passed. Then, I saw a planet.

“___”, the rocket’s crew announced.
A, Welcome to Uranus! Good luck going to Saturn and finding Who Asked!
B, Unfortunately due to lack of oil we have to take a detour at (you can choose the planet name).
C, We are reaching Uranus. (by Simonia)
D, There is an impostor among us.
E, We are halfway there.
F, This is an emergency. Please send help.

Finally! Uranus!

When we got off of the rocket, we looked for a rocket to Saturn. Luckily, there was one at the same space station where we got off from.

We boarded that rocket, but…
A, The flight was cancelled.
B, Everyone who went to Uranus from the RSU boarded the rocket.
C, Other (We boarded that rocket, but… everytime we clicked a button, a unskipable cringy ad is played.) (by Dutch Socialist States)

Therefore, Vonnie clicked many buttons and ads about all sorts of crazy stuff popped up. Ads for rockets, stories, furniture stores, movies, music, restaurants, private schools, underwear, Central Antanagua Mall, and the Simonian Trading Card Bloc popped up. We all laughed.
“What’s the Simonian Trading Card Bloc?” Aurora asked.
“The group of nations that work together to make a large trading card deck with a Simonian headquarters,” I explained, “It was founded a few months ago.”
“A trading card organization,” Vonnie said while pushing another button. Unfortunately, this button did not play an unskippable cringy ad.

It…
A, Did nothing.
B, Made the ship explode.
C, Played a skippable cringy ad.
D, Spawned a legendary trading card.
E, Launched a nuke at (your nation). (by Republics of the Solar Union)

“Um…why is there a nuke going out of the spaceship?” Vonnie asked.
“No idea,” I replied, “Maybe you accidentally pressed a nuke-launching button.”
“Or maybe I…” Vonnie paused. I looked at the buttons around the button Vonnie pressed. There were flags next to every one.
“I hope the RSU doesn’t get mad at us,” I concluded, “Because you just launched a nuke at them.”
“Guys, I have a great idea,” Gordon suggested, “Why don’t we launch a nuke at Who Asked so we can see where it is?”
“Aren’t we suppose to visit Who Asked?” Aurora reminded, “Why would we want to visit a wasteland? I suggest nuking our enemies instead. Like Doratica.”
“But we don’t even know where Who Asked is!” I protested, “I like Gordon’s idea. Let’s nuke Who Asked!”
“What about we nuke some fascists instead?” Vonnie suggested.

Where should we nuke?
A, Doratica (by Like that by future and metro boomin fea)
B, Who Asked
C, Fascists
D, Nowhere

We nuked Doratica like any patriotic Simonian would. Or at least, any patriotic Simonian that likes wars.
“Wait…did you just nuke Doratica?” somebody asked.
“Yes,” I replied, “Why?”
“Simonia and Doratica are going to war soon. Nuking Doratica would escalate it,” that somebody explained.
Vonnie paused and looked at me. I looked at Gordon. Gordon looked at Aurora. Aurora looked at the nuke buttons.
(W.I.P.)