The World World Census
The Safest in the World
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Democratic Socialists | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 2. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 4. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “How will you act?” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Cylea | New York Times Democracy | “Libertas inaestimabilis” | |
| 6. |  The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
| 7. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 8. |  The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog | New York Times Democracy | “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF.” | |
| 9. |  The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise | “Community” | |
| 10. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Sandanski | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Robot se bori za sloboda,a slobodniot za sovrsenstvo” |
