The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in 8th International
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of -Evil- | Corporate Police State | “We are evil. Mwahahahahahaha...” | |
| 2. |  The Most Serene Republic of 5 fish | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “ERN” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of 77bn0d78hv | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Serhyrdt” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Ainsel | Democratic Socialists | “Terra vivit” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Alicantie | Left-Leaning College State | “Goooooose” | |
| 6. |  The Armed Republic of Alto Rejado | Corporate Police State | “Novus Ordo Seclorum” | |
| 7. |  The United Socialist States of Alvarka | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Advance, vanguards of the proletariat!” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Empire of Angelicanism | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Praise the Holy Lord” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Republic of ANICUNS | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “PEQUI” | |
| 10. |  The Federation of Antei-Pockyn | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “United Unified or Divided Secession” |
