The Smartest Citizens in Communist Cartel
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Communist Cartel is ranked 319th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Liberal Dictatorship of His Excellency | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Totalitarianism wasn't meant to be this sexy.” | |
| 2. |  The Nya-tion of Catboyland | Left-wing Utopia | “Mrrrrrp :3” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Schnugglistan | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “God yes PLEASE build it in my backyard” |
