by Max Barry

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The Highest Crime Rates in Snazzy

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Snazzy is ranked 26,500th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Snazzy BlaatInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Listen to our great leader: ▶ 🔘──────── 00:10”
2.The Republic of CardashianDemocratic Socialists“Zz”
3.The Méritocratique Qui Marchande of GalladeAnarchy“Décadence à la Renaissance. Renaissance à la Puissance.”
4.The Catocracy of MunchkinstanScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Michi, Michi, Michi, Michi, Michi!”
5.The Mischievous Meerkats of LordiethNew York Times Democracy“Forever adjusting the scales of balance.”
6.The Lamb pate with toast, lamb kebab with satay sauce, stuffed leg of lamb with rosemary and pine nuts, lamb shank hotpot pie with pickled red cabbage, aromatic lamb casserole with prunes, fruity lamb tagine of The BlaatschapenAnarchy“I am wooling to go out on a lamb”
7.The Purr Evil Angry Cats of Nanatsu no TsukiInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Tá ocras orm. Mí-abha, mí-abha!”
8.The Bizarrely Localized Typhoon of The Holy ThernsFather Knows Best State“How we laugh, and then we are melancholy”
9.The Impending baldness of Ethel mermaniaCorrupt Dictatorship“It is always wabbit season in Ethel Mermania”
10.The Benevolent Dictatorship of LaerodCorrupt Dictatorship“People, Party, Protector”
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