The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Spiritus
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Loving Couple of -I Ship It- | Father Knows Best State | “Shipping Fan!” | |
| 2. |  The AH of AH | Psychotic Dictatorship | “AH” | |
| 3. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Akash Russalo Singh | Psychotic Dictatorship | “spanish class sucks” | |
| 4. |  The Islamic Federal Republic of Alamutiyya | Democratic Socialists | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 5. |  The United Democratic Soviets of Aruminia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Who says 'poe-tah-toes' that saying makes no sense.” | |
| 6. |  The Red Meritocracy of Asmovia | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Do what is right because it is right” | |
| 7. |  The United States of ASTRA vera | Moralistic Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Banerlod | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Bustined Up | Left-wing Utopia | “You got all Bustin'd Up” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of B e a n t i m e | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “For strength, for life, and for Beans to all!” |
