The Lowest Crime Rates in The Coalition of Card Buddies
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, The Coalition of Card Buddies is ranked 22,702nd in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dictatorship of Greater Werbowski | Father Knows Best State | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of Smugtopia | Democratic Socialists | “Aaagooboo” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of Pantherk | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Pantherk” | |
| 4. |  The United Socialist States of Anti-Saciness | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Talk back to our backs.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Dos Amdra | Right-wing Utopia | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Fraisund | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Shrug off the cold and endure.” | |
| 7. |  The Dictatorship of Bagoobu | Right-wing Utopia | “Do it, it'll be funny.” | |
| 8. |  The Community of Umgubto | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Um... gub too?” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of Neutrol | New York Times Democracy | “Beige is actually a good color.” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Trabo | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Definitive 'Nationstates.'” |
