The Highest Crime Rates in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku is ranked 9,473rd in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The 🌪️cataclysmic catastrophe❄️ of Vando0sa | Mother Knows Best State | “Weiter, weiter ins Verderben” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Western Santos | Anarchy | “Don't die, don't kill anyone” | |
| 3. |  The Pretitled of Boris Dragosani | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Each one of us is a cause of global warming.” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of Sanshouo | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “!!!” | |
| 5. |  The Madness of Anarchic Chaos and also Insanity | Anarchy | “death, fire, and destruction” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Roman-Britannic Empire | Left-Leaning College State | “Omission is Not Lying” | |
| 7. |  The Free Hold of Urstadge | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Freedom is Good” | |
| 8. |  The North American Union of Fallin | Right-wing Utopia | “He shall bring the wealth of the Heavens.” | |
| 9. |  The Armed Republic of The Scull and Crossbones | Capitalist Paradise | “Raise the Black Flag” | |
| 10. |  The Most Serene Republic of Waffleston | Libertarian Police State | “The forbidden word is ‘Pancakes’” |
