The Most Secular in the South Pacific
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 6,250th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican | Democratic Socialists | “Whatever, I do what I want” | |
| 2. |  The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies | Democratic Socialists | “Vote monkey, get monkey” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of West green Israel | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “For greener future” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Kiasu-ism | Democratic Socialists | “Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!” | |
| 5. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2 | Father Knows Best State | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 6. |  The United Socialist States of Emailistan | Left-Leaning College State | “Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All” | |
| 7. |  The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Insufficient experience to get experience” | |
| 8. |  The フェデレーション of Nowa Europa | Anarchy | “Ut Deum invoco: Hominus victus est in medium.” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Cypheri | Democratic Socialists | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 10. |  The Free Land of Privatore | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Desperate, but not helpless.” |
