The Largest Governments in Two
World Census agents lined up at public agencies around the world in order to study the extent of government in nations, taking into consideration economic output, social and cultural significance, and raw size.
As a region, Two is ranked 1,326th in the world for Largest Governments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Republic of Cow Hunters | Corrupt Dictatorship | “If it eats grass, kill it!” | |
| 2. |  The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 31 | Moralistic Democracy | “2” | |
| 3. | The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 27 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “2” | |
| 4. | The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 23 | Moralistic Democracy | “Yeah” | |
| 5. | The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 149 | Moralistic Democracy | “Yeah” | |
| 6. | The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 84 | Moralistic Democracy | “2” | |
| 7. | The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 39 | Moralistic Democracy | “2” | |
| 8. | The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 88 | Moralistic Democracy | “2” | |
| 9. | The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 163 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Yeah” | |
| 10. | The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 18 | Authoritarian Democracy | “2” |
