The Safest in Banaanvraag
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Banaanvraag is ranked 12,837th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Waffia | Left-wing Utopia | “Memento diem, carpe mori” | |
| 2. |  The Most Serene Republic of Nemo-patriae | Left-wing Utopia | “Eat dirt, it's the best.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Paronia | Left-wing Utopia | “Ubi Pertinent” | |
| 4. |  The Free Land of Uprijan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Did you see that penguin?” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Zoutelande | Democratic Socialists | “Casting Shadows, Igniting Skies” | |
| 6. |  The Theocracy of Ocrax | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Thy who shall sin, will be punished by they” | |
| 7. |  The Queendom of Leptimora | Democratic Socialists | “Love with every drop of your blood” | |
| 8. |  The Flutterers of Mau-tler | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Connections are everything. Forced freedom is nice!” | |
| 9. |  The Battlegrounds of Shidarmo | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Fend for yourself, listen to Omar.” | |
| 10. |  The Infinite Empire of Homskili | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Homskili det houch!” |
