by Max Barry

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The Most Scientifically Advanced in Iowa

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Iowa is ranked 18,511th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The State of West AllianceCivil Rights Lovefest“Mission Accomplished”
2.The Republic of Glaggary GlagglelandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Become a glaggle today”
3.The City of Council BluffsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Our Rights We Prize And Our Rights We Will Maintain”
4.The Queen's State of Russikaya AmerikaFree-Market Paradise“State”
5.The State of BanoneAnarchy“Unity, Discipline, Work”
6.The District of Sauk HawkeyeCorporate Bordello“Community”
7.The Queen's State of VikurbraultAnarchy“Anarchy”
8.The Commonwealth of OtumwaTyranny by Majority“I'm going in at puberty and wont get out until adultery”
9.The Queen's State of Nieuw LuchtCompulsory Consumerist State“Start”
10.The City of Cedar FallsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Our Rights We Prize And Our Rights We Will Maintain”
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