The Most Primitive in Lands End
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Lands End is ranked 25,457th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Great of Hansa Federation | Iron Fist Consumerists | “MY PRINTER IS BROKEN!” | |
| 2. |  The United Kingdom of Kaitosland | Psychotic Dictatorship | “ንስር በሰማይ ላይ ይበርራል።” | |
| 3. |  The Holy People's Republic of Thaltopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Bog, Zemlja, Industrija” | |
| 4. |  The Taeatanist Emirate of Ofrus | Democratic Socialists | “أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وعبدالملك رسوله” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Carbersard | New York Times Democracy | “Buy fire arms now get ready for war!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Uland | Moralistic Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 7. |  The Theocracy of Glossapolis | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You can't fight evil by doing evil” | |
| 8. |  The Sultanate of Volkovysk | Father Knows Best State | “Шведская гара” | |
| 9. |  The United Kingdom of Socialist State of Desert | Democratic Socialists | “In Twinks We Trust” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of Anitana | Corporate Bordello | “(actual) Freedom For All!” |
