The Safest in The Eastern Islands of Dharma
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Eastern Islands of Dharma is ranked 11,895th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The PIE Enthusiast of The purple woogies | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mmmmm................pie” | |
| 2. |  The Military Dictatorship of Microcosom | Moralistic Democracy | “NO SOUP FOR YOU!” |
