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Hey, here's a not so fun fact about us Ropanamans.
If you're a bad enough criminal, you'd be assigned to be executed in a method called Slit Cross. The execution would involve the person being strapped on to a cross and they'd get cut in each of their arms and legs, it'll be finalized after a deep cut in the neck. Another version of the execution called Kesilganxoch, where'd instead of a cut in the neck, each cuts on your limbs would be connected and with a deeper cut on the heart.
original message from the TNP discord
idk what happened but for some reason my left leg hurts to do anything with.
My right leg is fine, but I legit can hardly walk on my left leg.
You know what that means F I S H.
Doing fine as usual, great to see ya again as well. What about you?
hi, im the replacement
Yo 
Gojira! Did you see the new TF one trailer?
I'm sure he's busy at school,
He'll be back, eventually
Nice reddit post btw
How is everyone?
Look at this knockoff!
thanks m8
I would just like to leave this here to clear any confusion. Nothing happened between April 14th and April 25th. There was no server Hamster Uprising.
If you like memes, then check out some of my other dispatches. I make a lot of memes, when I have the time.
Milestones (These might not be fully accurate down to the minute, but I’ll try and estimate around when they would’ve happened if I don’t see it right as it happens.)
10 Reads: 5:15 P.M. April 25th, 2024
69 Reads: 5:25 P.M. April 25th, 2024
100 Reads: 6:30 P.M. April 25th, 2024
10 Upvotes: 6:45 P.M. April 25th, 2024
420 Reads: 6:30 A.M. April 26th, 2024
69 Upvotes: 7:28 A.M. April 26th, 2024
100 Upvotes: 6:30 A.M. April 27th, 2024
1,000 Reads: 9:12 A.M. April 27th, 2024
123 Upvotes: 5:28 P.M. April 27th, 2024
1,500 Reads: 8:29 A.M. April 28th, 2024
2,000 Reads: 10:55 A.M. April 28th, 2024
150 Upvotes: 3:43 P.M. April 28th, 2024
2,500 Reads: 7:50 A.M. April 30th, 2024
3,000 Reads: 1:55 P.M. May 1st, 2024
5,000 Reads: 7:50 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
7,500 Reads: 8:50 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
222 Upvotes: 10:10 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
10,000 Reads: 10:12 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
11,111 Reads: 12:09 A.M. May 4th, 2024
15,000 Reads: 2:22 A.M. May 4th, 2024
20,000 Reads: 2:50 A.M. May 4th, 2024
25,000 Reads: 6:00 A.M. May 4th, 2024
30,000 Reads: 5:30 P.M. May 6th, 2024
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I Was An Idiot This Morning On April 28th, 2024, And Accidentally Deleted The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom, As Well As The Inspiring Message. I AM AN ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!!! Rest In Peace To The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. So... I Guess I Have To Start A New Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. However, Fear Not! This One Will Be EVEN BETTER Than The First One!
NOTE SECTION 2.0!
Note 1: April 28th, 2024 - Someone made a website for this dispatch. https://hampsteruprising.neocities.org/ (I believe it was Saint Belmar II. They sent me a telegram with a link to the website, so, I am assuming it was them.) UPDATE: CONFIRMED BY TELEGRAM IT WAS THEM.
Note 2: April 28th, 2024 - Someone made a nation specifically referencing this dispatch. nation=the_great_hamster_uprising
Note 3: April 28th, 2024 - 150 Upvotes Achieved… in under 4 days… You absolute legends. 150th Upvote was from Saint Pinole II
Note 4: April 29th, 2024 - Chinchilla Land made an entire story for me.
Note 5: May 1st, 2024 - 2builders2toolsdotorg got the 200th upvote!
Note 6: May 3rd, 2024 - 10,000 Reads! YOU ALL ARE LEGENDS! This is amazing!
Note 7: May 9th, 2024 - In 6 days... We went from 10,000 reads to over 33,000 reads.
Well howdy guys, I see NS is back up
*steals your islands*
Heheheha.
The hamster died so Max bought a new one :P
Well of course there was no uprising, this is not the snail company game.
Doing fine as well, enjoyed the break (as far as it went) a bit :p
I am taking 4th medicine this day.
- The G.S.O
Overview:
Global Security Organization (G.S.O) is an Organization founded by The Teutonic Kingdom, Kabarovsk, and Petronellania. The Organization was made to stop terrorist attacks around the globe. TNC and Kabarovsk would control the Strike team filled with a brave squad of soldiers. They would be in the battlefield fighting evil, bloodthirsty terrorist in SR. While Petronellania would aid the country's citizens with food and materials.
Training:
Training for consisted of 16 weeks of physical fitness and basic command and fire and maneuver techniques. The soldier will become familiar with a variety of weapons and will be knowledgeable in field operations up to the platoon level.
The Strike Team
Weapons:
Vehicles:
Kool :D
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The NS hamsters done gave us a week and a half to touch grass☘️🌱
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