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Arctic Lands wrote:Yes, it is one of those companies, but the point isn't that they plan the South Korean economy, they plan their own profits and expenses.

Also, Russia is 6 times larger than Samsung!!! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

Samsung is like 20% of the GDP
Also the company equivalent of GDP is revenue, not market cap

Bukhara Empire wrote:Wtf is bourgeoisie

Is it like my "WTF IS A NATION???" kind of quip?

Arctic Lands wrote:Is it like my "WTF IS A NATION???" kind of quip?

What your opinion about Miklos Horthy (metal pipe falls)

Bukhara Empire wrote:What your opinion about Miklos Horthy (metal pipe falls)

Terrible Nazi collaborator.

Arctic Lands wrote:Terrible Nazi collaborator.

Well, Hungary was probably the calmest member of the Axis, since it did not oppress the Jews much, accepted Polish refugees, and did not participate in the invasion of Poland and the USSR. And then the fascist bastards came and overthrew Horthy. I understand that he collaborated with the Nazis, but at least he wasn’t like Romania or Croatia.

Bukhara Empire wrote:Well, Hungary was probably the calmest member of the Axis, since it did not oppress the Jews much, accepted Polish refugees, and did not participate in the invasion of Poland and the USSR. And then the fascist bastards came and overthrew Horthy.

He was also a fascist bastard.

I'm not an expert on Hungarian history, but I'm pretty sure Miklos Horthy was one of the worst people to ever be born in that country.

Arctic Lands wrote:He was also a fascist bastard.

Ok

Post self-deleted by Bukhara Empire.

It's probably time for me to stop saying unfunny things so that they will treat me normally. However, the problem is that I can't always tell the difference between things that aren't funny.

Been cooking up some epic songs recently.

I have neither talent for music nor talent for writing poetry. My only work is an article on speculative biology. However, it is not written in English and the writing style is unprofessional, so it is not ideal.

Arctic lands, why do you like my posts?

If you like memes, then check out some of my other dispatches. I make a lot of memes, when I have the time.

Milestones (These might not be fully accurate down to the minute, but I’ll try and estimate around when they would’ve happened if I don’t see it right as it happens.)

10 Reads: 5:15 P.M. April 25th, 2024
69 Reads: 5:25 P.M. April 25th, 2024
100 Reads: 6:30 P.M. April 25th, 2024
10 Upvotes: 6:45 P.M. April 25th, 2024
420 Reads: 6:30 A.M. April 26th, 2024
69 Upvotes: 7:28 A.M. April 26th, 2024
100 Upvotes: 6:30 A.M. April 27th, 2024
1,000 Reads: 9:12 A.M. April 27th, 2024
123 Upvotes: 5:28 P.M. April 27th, 2024
1,500 Reads: 8:29 A.M. April 28th, 2024
2,000 Reads: 10:55 A.M. April 28th, 2024
150 Upvotes: 3:43 P.M. April 28th, 2024
2,500 Reads: 7:50 A.M. April 30th, 2024
3,000 Reads: 1:55 P.M. May 1st, 2024
5,000 Reads: 7:50 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
7,500 Reads: 8:50 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
222 Upvotes: 10:10 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
10,000 Reads: 10:12 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
11,111 Reads: 12:09 A.M. May 4th, 2024
15,000 Reads: 2:22 A.M. May 4th, 2024
20,000 Reads: 2:50 A.M. May 4th, 2024
25,000 Reads: 6:00 A.M. May 4th, 2024

Thank You So Much To Everyone Who Has Pinned This Dispatch In Their Respective Regions!

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Midnight Querria of Midnight Vale
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Thank You All So Much For All Of Your Support! :D:D:D

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I Was An Idiot This Morning On April 28th, 2024, And Accidentally Deleted The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom, As Well As The Inspiring Message. I AM AN ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!!! Rest In Peace To The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. So... I Guess I Have To Start A New Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. However, Fear Not! This One Will Be EVEN BETTER Than The First One!

NOTE SECTION 2.0!

Note 1: April 28th, 2024 - Someone made a website out of this dispatch. https://hampsteruprising.neocities.org/ (I believe it was Saint Belmar II. They sent me a telegram with a link to the website, so, I am assuming it was them.) UPDATE: CONFIRMED BY TELEGRAM IT WAS THEM.

Note 2: April 28th, 2024 - Someone made a nation specifically referencing this dispatch. nation=the_great_hamster_uprising

Note 3: April 28th, 2024 - 150 Upvotes Achieved… in under 4 days… You absolute legends. 150th Upvote was from Saint Pinole II

Note 4: April 29th, 2024 - Chinchilla Land made an entire story for me.

Note 5: May 1st, 2024 - 2builders2toolsdotorg got the 200th upvote!

Note 6: May 3rd, 2024 - 10,000 Reads! YOU ALL ARE LEGENDS! This is amazing!

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**To anyone who says making a popular dispatch requires skill**
It does not, because I am an idiot and put minimal effort into this, and this somehow seems to be blowing up like a stack of dynamite in a forest fire.
NEVER GIVE UP HOPE!

Bukhara Empire wrote:Well, Hungary was probably the calmest member of the Axis, since it did not oppress the Jews much, accepted Polish refugees, and did not participate in the invasion of Poland and the USSR. And then the fascist bastards came and overthrew Horthy. I understand that he collaborated with the Nazis, but at least he wasn’t like Romania or Croatia.

Bulgaria was the calmest and afaik the Tsar had several disagreements that got quite heated with Hitler, and Bulgaria refused to send all Jews from all land they annexed and owned, while also being a link for diplomacy between Stalin and Hitler and obviously they didn't participate in Barbarossa

I think I have some talent for creative writing. Besides the dispatch below, I already wrote >40 pages of a fantasy book.

(Posted on internet by voices-in-my-head)
The alarm woke me up with a pleasant melody as the sunlight approached my eyes. The new day begins! I stood up, walked to the window and opened it. As the chill breeze was dousing my body, I went for my daily exercises. I then came back to the window and cast a look around my home city: a mountain of green and white in the middle of the oasious mountain range couldn't have not amazed me, even after all the years of living here. The sunlight, slowly spreading across the vast expanses of southernmost Arctic Lands, was busy creating ever-unique paintings from shadows and reflections on my comrades' roofs. The blue and gray ribbon of the bridge spanned across the nearby river and into horizons. Looking at the flow decorated by the mighty sun, I felt the scent of it. Just a week ago, I've been to that river with my friends. Maybe, we should go again? There's nothing to do anyway. Or, perhaps, should I finish that book I almost forgot about? Absolutely. I should reread it from the start.

I grabbed the book and settled in the armchair opposite to the bed. The rising sun has illuminated my apartment so well I didn't even need to turn on the lights. The book was "State and Revolution" by the ancient philosopher, Vladimir Lenin. I can't believe that the past was permeated by regimes so bad that us, workers, had to rise up against them, to risk our lives, to subject people to horrendous repressions all to live as we do now. I have mixed feelings about this. On one hand, gratitude. On the other, I'm just perplexed. My life was going smoothly for all of its time, but my grandfathers' didn't? It's simply unimaginable that my way of life is something that could only be dreamed of not so long ago. All this thinking and feeling made me hungry.

Having thrown on a jacket, I ventured outside. The cafe I work at is just around the corner, and there's still an hour left until the shift begins. The sidewalk was on the very edge of a cliff, so I leaned over the fence to see the nets underneath. They were close, but still barely visible: I could discern a bird all the way on the foothills! Oh, it hid in the cave. I could've been watching the swaying islands and immence seas for days on end, haven't my hands got cold from holding the metal barrier. I should probably refer this to the local Builders' Soviet. Time was almost up, so I quickly went to work.

I gently opened the cafe door, and all my comrades were already there. We greeted each other, I changed into the uniform and we began the shift. I enjoy being a part of this community and my work. I'm happy to provide for others, and I know that everyone else will always provide for me. By the way, time to attend to some of my basic needs. The chef had already made my favorite breakfast: hot sandwiches. I knew we'd be having a communal meal today, so kept my stomach empty.

The workday went as usual, we've served hundreds of people, as nearly everyone from nearby houses come for meals here. By the end, I wasn't even slightly tired, as I saw the happy faces of those I fed. Then, I remembered the book:

"The same bourgeois bureaucracy stands above the “ordinary” working people, who are overworked and starving."
- wrote Lenin.
My heart filled with condolence for all of those ordinary people he mentioned. Gladly, my comrades are neither starving nor overworked. Perhaps, because we don't have this strange "bourgeois bureaucracy"?

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Bukhara Empire wrote:Arctic lands, why do you like my posts?

I like some of your posts because some of them are good.

Syndicasia wrote:Bulgaria was the calmest

Damn, I forgot about Bulgaria. Well, it participated in the partition of Yugoslavia and the occupation of Greece, so it did more bad things than Hungary. Although....Hungary participated in the cutting of Czechoslovakia...yes, Bulgaria was the calmest.

Bukhara Empire wrote:Damn, I forgot about Bulgaria. Well, it participated in the partition of Yugoslavia and the occupation of Greece, so it did more bad things than Hungary. Although....Hungary participated in the cutting of Czechoslovakia...yes, Bulgaria was the calmest.

Hungary participated in Barbarossa, and Hungarians were some of the most unhinged and genocidal... Bulgaria did not at all

Romania and Bulgaria were Chads at the end for turning against the Reich.

Arctic Lands wrote:I think I have some talent for creative writing. Besides the dispatch below, I already wrote >40 pages of a fantasy book.
(Posted on internet by voices-in-my-head)
The alarm woke me up with a pleasant melody as the sunlight approached my eyes. The new day begins! I stood up, walked to the window and opened it. As the chill breeze was dousing my body, I went for my daily exercises. I then came back to the window and cast a look around my home city: a mountain of green and white in the middle of the oasious mountain range couldn't have not amazed me, even after all the years of living here. The sunlight, slowly spreading across the vast expanses of southernmost Arctic Lands, was busy creating ever-unique paintings from shadows and reflections on my comrades' roofs. The blue and gray ribbon of the bridge spanned across the nearby river and into horizons. Looking at the flow decorated by the mighty sun, I felt the scent of it. Just a week ago, I've been to that river with my friends. Maybe, we should go again? There's nothing to do anyway. Or, perhaps, should I finish that book I almost forgot about? Absolutely. I should reread it from the start.

I grabbed the book and settled in the armchair opposite to the bed. The rising sun has illuminated my apartment so well I didn't even need to turn on the lights. The book was "State and Revolution" by the ancient philosopher, Vladimir Lenin. I can't believe that the past was permeated by regimes so bad that us, workers, had to rise up against them, to risk our lives, to subject people to horrendous repressions all to live as we do now. I have mixed feelings about this. On one hand, gratitude. On the other, I'm just perplexed. My life was going smoothly for all of its time, but my grandfathers' didn't? It's simply unimaginable that my way of life is something that could only be dreamed of not so long ago. All this thinking and feeling made me hungry.

Having thrown on a jacket, I ventured outside. The cafe I work at is just around the corner, and there's still an hour left until the shift begins. The sidewalk was on the very edge of a cliff, so I leaned over the fence to see the nets underneath. They were close, but still barely visible: I could discern a bird all the way on the foothills! Oh, it hid in the cave. I could've been watching the swaying islands and immence seas for days on end, haven't my hands got cold from holding the metal barrier. I should probably refer this to the local Builders' Soviet. Time was almost up, so I quickly went to work.

I gently opened the cafe door, and all my comrades were already there. We greeted each other, I changed into the uniform and we began the shift. I enjoy being a part of this community and my work. I'm happy to provide for others, and I know that everyone else will always provide for me. By the way, time to attend to some of my basic needs. The chef had already made my favorite breakfast: hot sandwiches. I knew we'd be having a communal meal today, so kept my stomach empty.

The workday went as usual, we've served hundreds of people, as nearly everyone from nearby houses come for meals here. By the end, I wasn't even slightly tired, as I saw the happy faces of those I fed. Then, I remembered the book:

"The same bourgeois bureaucracy stands above the “ordinary” working people, who are overworked and starving."
- wrote Lenin.
My heart filled with condolence for all of those ordinary people he mentioned. Gladly, my comrades are neither starving nor overworked. Perhaps, because we don't have this strange "bourgeois bureaucracy"?

Read dispatch

Sometimes I think about starting to write something, but in the end it turns out very stupid, with a small vocabulary and swearing.

Arctic Lands wrote:I like some of your posts because some of them are good.

Really? Thanks ;3

Three Galaxies wrote:Romania and Bulgaria were Chads at the end for turning against the Reich.

Dimitrov became cringe in the 1920s/1930s (and his successors were also cringe), but I'd rather live in the People's Republic more than any other era of Bulgaria, especially if I studied computer science

Three Galaxies wrote:Romania and Bulgaria were Chads at the end for turning against the Reich.

In the end, Hungary was occupied by the Wehrmacht and that was it, lol.

Sometimes my translator says very funny things when translating messages.

More Humans.

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