The South Pacific Board

Kami0 wrote:

AAAAA
Random slapping causes the gun to fall

S**T
*kicks you in the balls*

Reantreet wrote:

S**T
*kicks you in the balls*

OOOOOOWWWW
Reflexes causes to kick you in return

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
*the STG-44 on my back misfires*

Reantreet wrote:

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
*the STG-44 on my back misfires*

Oh, I can finally see. Lemme get my TerraJet and some laser weapons.
Random Top Maverick song plays

Kami0 wrote:

Oh, I can finally see. Lemme get my TerraJet and some laser weapons.
Random Top Maverick song plays

*I fall over making my STG-44 misfire again*

Reantreet wrote:

*I fall over making my STG-44 misfire again*

Takes the STG
Hmmmm, this looks good.
Fires at Reantreet's leg and hands

Kami0 wrote:

Takes the STG
Hmmmm, this looks good.
Fires at Reantreet's leg and hands

*the wounds heal instantly and I grab my M1911A1 and I shoot you in the balls*

Reantreet wrote:

*the wounds heal instantly and I grab my M1911A1 and I shoot you in the balls*

Wound heals instantly. TerraJet starts doing a chase

Kami0 wrote:

Wound heals instantly. TerraJet starts doing a chase

*I push you over and start running away*

Reantreet wrote:

*I push you over and start running away*

Finds a random minigun
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
starts shooting like a maniac, hits a random pedestrian

Kami0 wrote:

Finds a random minigun
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
starts shooting like a maniac, hits a random pedestrian

*Draws massive sword*
HAHAHAHA

Reantreet wrote:

*Draws massive sword*
HAHAHAHA

Oh sh*t
Random samurai sword appears.

Post self-deleted by Reantreet.

Kami0 wrote:

Oh sh*t
Random samurai sword appears.

*I balance my sword on my head*

The Byddista Democratikschka of Sarkovitz

Reantreet wrote:

*I balance my sword on my head*

Uzi comes out instead of a gun, shoots in the eyes
HAHAHA, take this
grinds pepper like you did

The Order of the Grey Wardens

Kami0 wrote:

Uzi comes out instead of a gun, shoots in the eyes
HAHAHA, take this
grinds pepper like you did

Bro, Uzi IS a gun
*Pulls out a banana and stabs his eyes*

The Dominion of Albend

7 Trees wrote:

No! I have more land to make.

Albend and

Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition, can I buy 7,500,000km3 of sand from both of you for $7.5 trillion?

first of all, why
second of all, ples u make the contract thing this time

New Chinese Federation

The Federation of New Chinese Federation

Sarkovitz wrote:

Bro, Uzi IS a gun
*Pulls out a banana and stabs his eyes*

Ik, it changed.
OOOOOWWWW STOP

Albend wrote:

first of all, why
second of all, ples u make the contract thing this time

Sorry bout that, it's been cancelled.

The Byddista Democratikschka of Sarkovitz

The Order of the Grey Wardens

Kami0 wrote:

Ik, it changed.
OOOOOWWWW STOP

No
*slaps him and kicks his groin*

The 3️⃣8️⃣9️⃣ of Tsuskia

I need the special edition for leader

Sarkovitz wrote:

No
*slaps him and kicks his groin*

Ow ow owie.
Random slap causes teeth to fall of, gets up and kicks in the face and groin

The Asian Fellow of TNP of Singaporen Empire

Edited

The North Pacific

Kami0 wrote:

Ow ow owie.
Random slap causes teeth to fall of, gets up and kicks in the face and groin

Here is a plaster, it won’t help though…