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Guys I know the secret password

Volaworand wrote:Did everyone bring a dish to the welcome back potluck?

*slaps a half eaten pie down on the table*

I got some for everyone!
*pulls out a cake, pie, muffins, cupcakes, pie cake, muffin cake and a random guys head along with a assortment of toes, organs and bones*

Arlandias wrote:Guys I know the secret password

How do you know Lady Molotov's password!?

All right guys, send submissions for quotes that sound wrong when taken out of context

So, I'll be doing something where you guys send me quotes that sound unhinged or wrong when taken out of context and I'm gonna start off.
(Not part of the list but something thats unhinged)
Ammmericaaaa wrote:I got some for everyone!
*pulls out a cake, pie, muffins, cupcakes, pie cake, muffin cake and a random guys head along with a assortment of toes, organs and bones*

Disclaimers: If I think a quote would work for this list, I'll ask the nation for permission :) Every quote below has been posted with the creators consent.

NOW THE ACTUAL LIST:

Ammmericaaaa wrote:*Dies, then gets reincarnated as a biting baby*

Arlandias wrote:*grabs mason jar*

Moltian wrote:Oppressed at last! Oppressed at last! Thank Max Barry, I am oppressed at last!

Reantreet wrote:*football punts the baby*

Ammmericaaaa wrote:The rmb right now:

Uwu nya ☺️🥹
No you’re a Nazi!
The Roman’s forced people to assimilate into their culture!

But im good .

Ammmericaaaa wrote:Good morning and why are we accusing people of nazism?

Arlandias wrote:...no restrictions, eh?
*puts in a slab of cocaine*

Volaworand wrote:Mmmm... Tasty latins.
I bet they have hot ankles.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:There’s also a girlfriend and a crazy Irish dude who thinks he’s Prince in the story.

Arlandias wrote:today a person i know almost got hit by a falling tree branch (dont worry, he is fine) and now that tree branch was used to duel swords with some adequate sized sticks from the branch...
interesting how life finds a way to be used by 2 15-16 year olds to duel with

Ammmericaaaa wrote:Did SPIT get Michael Jackson to do a commercial for them turn burn his hair off and get him addicted to pain killers?

Ammmericaaaa wrote:Run before someone eats you.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:When’s the final battle between you and the urban dog from Sweden?
(My alt :))

United Lossolia wrote:(opens country millitary fridge) time to drink my daily dose of liquid sh*t

Ammmericaaaa wrote:*CCP soldiers marching towards my school looking for a immortal dude*

Arlandias wrote:thank you :3 this will not be sold to china!

Swedish Urban Dog wrote:Sure. Do you have any explosive ones? I'm preparing for the final fight against Norwegian FOREST Cat...

Read dispatch

Ammmericaaaa wrote:The main disk burnt down

I was joking
NO IT WAS ALL A COVER UP THATS WHAT THEY WERE DOING I SWEAR

The Weirdo wrote:I was joking

*Pulls out some middle schoolers laundry*
Send.A.Quote.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:How do you know Lady Molotov's password!?

All right guys, send submissions for quotes that sound wrong when taken out of context

So, I'll be doing something where you guys send me quotes that sound unhinged or wrong when taken out of context and I'm gonna start off.
(Not part of the list but something thats unhinged)
Ammmericaaaa wrote:I got some for everyone!
*pulls out a cake, pie, muffins, cupcakes, pie cake, muffin cake and a random guys head along with a assortment of toes, organs and bones*

Disclaimers: If I think a quote would work for this list, I'll ask the nation for permission :) Every quote below has been posted with the creators consent.

NOW THE ACTUAL LIST:

Ammmericaaaa wrote:*Dies, then gets reincarnated as a biting baby*

Arlandias wrote:*grabs mason jar*

Moltian wrote:Oppressed at last! Oppressed at last! Thank Max Barry, I am oppressed at last!

Reantreet wrote:*football punts the baby*

Ammmericaaaa wrote:The rmb right now:

Uwu nya ☺️🥹
No you’re a Nazi!
The Roman’s forced people to assimilate into their culture!

But im good .

Ammmericaaaa wrote:Good morning and why are we accusing people of nazism?

Arlandias wrote:...no restrictions, eh?
*puts in a slab of cocaine*

Volaworand wrote:Mmmm... Tasty latins.
I bet they have hot ankles.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:There’s also a girlfriend and a crazy Irish dude who thinks he’s Prince in the story.

Arlandias wrote:today a person i know almost got hit by a falling tree branch (dont worry, he is fine) and now that tree branch was used to duel swords with some adequate sized sticks from the branch...
interesting how life finds a way to be used by 2 15-16 year olds to duel with

Ammmericaaaa wrote:Did SPIT get Michael Jackson to do a commercial for them turn burn his hair off and get him addicted to pain killers?

Ammmericaaaa wrote:Run before someone eats you.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:When’s the final battle between you and the urban dog from Sweden?
(My alt :))

United Lossolia wrote:(opens country millitary fridge) time to drink my daily dose of liquid sh*t

Ammmericaaaa wrote:*CCP soldiers marching towards my school looking for a immortal dude*

Arlandias wrote:thank you :3 this will not be sold to china!

Swedish Urban Dog wrote:Sure. Do you have any explosive ones? I'm preparing for the final fight against Norwegian FOREST Cat...

Read dispatch

I got an 18/5 on my homework. I am simply superior.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:I got an 18/5 on my homework. I am simply superior.

I’m sorry but you are looking at it from wrong way
I swear these new see through paper is making people dumber

The Weirdo wrote:I’m sorry but you are looking at it from wrong way
I swear these new see through paper is making people dumber

"Uhm" *Nerd appears*
You forg-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE6QpHPEbdA

18/5 is 3.6. And, it counts as 360 points. So, it is a 360/100! EVERYONE CLAP!

*Defeaning Silence*
I SAID CLAP!
*crowd starts clapping with the enthusiasm of Rihanna dancing*

Hello, Southerners! How you doing?

Zandos wrote:Hello, Southerners! How you doing?

Just realized Azula is a pretty respectful villain. She remembered Toph was blind

Arlandias wrote:*grabs mason jar*

Ammmericaaaa i nominate this for your dispatch thing

Ammmericaaaa wrote:Just realized Azula is a pretty respectful villain. She remembered Toph was blind

True and she’s hot in more ways than one

Ammmericaaaa wrote:Just realized Azula is a pretty respectful villain. She remembered Toph was blind

Respectful but insane

Arlandias wrote:Respectful but insane

True

A fan theory: So, remember at the end of book one when Zhao kills the moon spirit, and bloodbenders can only bloodbend during a full moon. So in book 3 when the old dude is talking about how he escaped Hama, it could have taken place when Zhao killed the moon spirit because Hama couldn't bloodbend then.

Arlandias wrote:Ammmericaaaa i nominate this for your dispatch thing

done

Oppressed at last! Oppressed at last! Thank Max Barry, I am oppressed at last!

Moltian wrote:Oppressed at last! Oppressed at last! Thank Max Barry, I am oppressed at last!

Mind if I include this in my dispatch for quotes out of context?

Ammmericaaaa wrote:Mind if I include this in my dispatch for quotes out of context?

Sure amertica

Ammmericaaaa wrote:A fan theory: So, remember at the end of book one when Zhao kills the moon spirit, and bloodbenders can only bloodbend during a full moon. So in book 3 when the old dude is talking about how he escaped Hama, it could have taken place when Zhao killed the moon spirit because Hama couldn't bloodbend then.

Huh interesting theory

We're back \o/

Pencil Sharpeners 2 wrote:We're back \o/

Welcome to the welcome back potluck! Leave your dish on the table.

finally, its up

the government of the FEE has always promised economic prosperity and a good, long, and healthy life in exchange for its people giving up political choice, and everyone was content with that, until a mysterious blackout plagued the nation for 10 days, now unrest shakes the government. what will come of this? u tell me.

Arlandias wrote:Guys I know the secret password

Is it 1234?

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