The Thai Kingdom of Crazybloxian Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Thai leader with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.106 billion Thai are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bangkok. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Thai economy, worth a remarkable 3,354 trillion Thai baht a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 255,927 Thai baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, and Thai leader's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Bangkok generates millions of views. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazybloxian Empire's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Crazybloxian Empire is ranked 11,686^th in the world and 30^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.28 law-abiding acts per hour.