The Pretitle of Doge Land is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jeb Bush with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, fear of technology, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.188 billion Doge Landians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doge Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,597 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 142,770 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, the big red machine has ground to a halt, orientation videos remind rookie female politicians that slaps on the bottom are perfectly acceptable forms of communication, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge Land's national animal is the sandshrew, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Godism.

Doge Land is ranked 277,923^rd in the world and 2^nd in Flygon for Nicest Citizens, with 0.41 average smiles per day.