The Monarchy of Kamijiro is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Atsuko Magami with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.428 billion Kamijiroans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraisaki. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kamijiroan economy, worth 968 trillion jiroes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,383 jiroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, and exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamijiro's national animal is the earthworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shintō.

Kamijiro is ranked 99,765^th in the world and 26^th in Esportiva for Rudest Citizens, with 54.72 insults per minute.