The Federal Kingdom of Krytenia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Maria II with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ritual sacrifices, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 41.051 billion Krytenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emberton. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Krytenian economy, worth a remarkable 6,808 trillion argentals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,858 argentals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, the internal market is thriving, Krytenian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krytenia's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Krytenia is ranked 236,648^th in the world and 30^th in Anaia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.