Population | 36.697 billion |
Capital | Krazy Kitty Military District |
Leader | Chairman Meow |
Currency | Furball |
Animal | Kommrade Kat |
The Khanate Did Nothing Wrong of Killer Kitty is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Meow with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 36.697 billion Kittens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krazy Kitty Military District. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Kittian economy, worth a remarkable 2,107 trillion Furballs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Automobile Manufacturing industry. Average income is 57,425 Furballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Posters of politicians in sensual poses can be found on the walls of teenagers' rooms, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and vehicular homicide by Kittian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Killer Kitty's national animal is the Kommrade Kat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Killer Kitty is ranked 53,097th in the world and 3,303rd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.34 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Killer Kitty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Killer Kitty was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
- : Killer Kitty password-protected Lazarus Army.
- : Killer Kitty removed regional password protection from Lazarus Army.
- : Killer Kitty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Killer Kitty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Killer Kitty was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
- : Killer Kitty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Killer Kitty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Killer Kitty's influence in Lazarus fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".