The Terrorist of Crow is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.64 billion Crowians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Crowian economy, worth a remarkable 1,159 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 174,589 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, babies are a small but significant export, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crow's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crow is ranked 321,920^th in the world and 2,366^th in Herta Space Station for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.21 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.