The Eministration of Emiline is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emira Emi with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 16.18 billion Emis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emicity. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emi economy, worth a remarkable 1,862 trillion Emiudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 115,082 Emiudoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, Emira Emi is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emiline's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Emistafari.

Emiline is ranked 88,443^rd in the world and 3^rd in Augustin Alliance for Rudest Citizens, with 59.57 insults per minute.