Population | 7.406 billion |
Capital | New Anderwhell |
Leader | Stefan Ross-Irwin |
Faith | The Good Place |
Currency | Unione |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Look I Can Play Wonderwall of Cirrus Azale is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Stefan Ross-Irwin with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, disturbing lack of elderly people, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 7.406 billion Azaleans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Anderwhell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Cirrus Azalean economy, worth 609 trillion Uniones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,245 Uniones, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 342,462 per year while the poor average 12,911, a ratio of 26.5 to 1.
Children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cirrus Azale's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Good Place.
Cirrus Azale is ranked 119,519th in the world and 4th in Maine for Most Stationary, with 301.02527956592 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cirrus Azale was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Cirrus Azale was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Cirrus Azale's influence in Maine rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Cirrus Azale was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Cirrus Azale lodged a message on the Maine Regional Message Board.
- : Cirrus Azale was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Cirrus Azale was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Woods of Mystyk, curing 70 million infected.
- : The United Kingdom of Nephropidae was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from Cirrus Azale, curing 58 million infected.
- : Cirrus Azale lodged a message on the Maine Regional Message Board.
- : The Woods of Mystyk was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from Cirrus Azale, curing 320 million infected.