The Carpet-Weavers of Kujan-Bulak is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Carpet-Weavers of Kujan-Bulak with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 23.788 billion Kujan-Bulakians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kujan-Bulak. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Kujan-Bulakian economy, worth 489 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,573 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Carpet-Weavers of Kujan-Bulak has just been declared ruler of Kujan-Bulak in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, Kujan-Bulak has designated Kujan-Bulak as its capital city, and the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician. Crime is totally unknown. Kujan-Bulak's national animal is the ox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kujan-Bulak is ranked 128,590^th in the world and 165^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.87 law-abiding acts per hour.