Great Growth for His Gobbiness Predicted!

Treadwellia City News
24 August 2018
Morning Edition
Ebenezer J. Alldale, Reporter

A telephone call from an anonymous source in the palace just revealed to this reporter that His Porkiness and Her Maternity have both gained "two more inches around the tummy, two more around the tushy, and ten more pounds!" This reporter is ecstatic at this news, and he wonders four things.

1: Will the Two Tubbies hit 850 by the birth of the triplets in October? They do love to eat!

2: We are coming up on autumn and winter, a time when His Heftiness and Her Motherhood tend to indulge in sweets very heavily. Might we see 9 Tubbs for each one by Christmas?

3: What might this mean for our jolly gift giver? Expansion of The Suit, of course, comes to mind, but so does a larger, more cushioned throne at Piggy Cliff Mall for our Corpulent Claus. Will the Tubby Tummy be too big for children wanting to sit on Santa's lap?

4: Who will take this reporter up on odds that we see all of the above by December 25?