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Catgirls/McMasterdonia for Secretary-General
McMasterdonia has joined the ticket forming the Trans anarcho-communist lesbian catgirls/McMasterdonia campaign for Secretary-General. Remember to vote here.Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you for waiting!
Four candidates. Three losers. One winner.
Thank you!
I stand before you today -- thank you, yes, yes, thank you, you are great too, sir -- as Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls' running mate for WA Secretary-General! What did you say, ma'am? Unexpected? The unexpected move of a winner? Yes, thank you. I'm a smart winner. We only support smart winners here. Thank you!
When I became Delegate of the largest region in the world -- what sir? Yes, that's The North Pacific sir, make The North Pacific Great and Keep the World Assembly Great -- when I became Delegate of the largest region in the world, The North Pacific, almost six months ago, I said that we would win and we did. The losers were chanting, "Losers! You will not win!" But oh what do they see now?
McMasterdonia is going to win -- win together, yes? Win. We will win, sir, thank you, thank you -- winning together with our most loyal supporter and friend, Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls!
When I became Delegate in the North six months ago, our opponents had been treating us so badly, badlier than you would ever believe it! Trust me, what? Yes, sir, I meant what I say and I kept my promise! -- I told them, "Make The North Pacific Great Again, Keep the World Assembly Great."
The World Assembly said, "No"; the Rejects said, "What about the old northern problems?"; and the Black-White-Red losers said, "You are the number one WA elite!"
But no, we proved them wrong. We became Delegate. We voted on the World Assembly. We stomped on bad -- bad, bad, terrible proposals! I tell you, and bad trade and embassy deals too! We drained the swamp from the World Assembly, and our independent friends in Balder, Europeia, they had said, "You go Madam Delegate! You can do it. Drain the Reject swamp. Keep the Islands accountable!"
And I became the third largest delegate -- what? Yes, sir, third largest; why not the largest? We will get to that in a moment, please wait, sir -- thank you! We became the third largest delegate in the last round of WA Secretary-General election. Third largest! But we are winners. The North Pacific is a region of winners, not losers. Not losers, no, not losers. The North Pacific is a region of winners! Like me, thank you, and winners like our great friend, Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls. Real winners they are, I'm telling you. Real winners. I like winners. I love winners.
And so I saw 
Kuriko high up there! And I said to my loyal adviser Rom, Rom the Dragon Spirit and Kanye West, a great man, I told him, "This is bad. The Rejects are about to fill the swamp again. The Islands are about to offer their bribes -- Kuriko was planning to sell the World Assembly's uranium rights to The Rejected Realms for bribes!"
Krooked Kuriko. Bad Islands. Sad Rejects. Sad!
I'm here to be a winner, to run alongside Trans anarcho-communist lesbian catgirls as the winning candidate!
Together, we will make the World Assembly great again.
Together, we will keep the Rejects, Krooked Kuriko and the Islands in check:
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Krooked Kuriko Klinton claims to want to represent the interests of the Security Council if elected but has a proven track record of failure in security practices - whatever happened to those telegrams that Krooked Kuriko deleted? If Krooked Kuriko wins this election, that will be the end of democracy in the World Assembly, the Klinton family will establish a despotic and autocratic dynasty that will take generations to recover from.
Krooked Kuriko has received staggering amounts of cash that has poured into the Klinton Foundation from criminals, dictators, and regions that hate the World Assembly
Krooked Kuriko has cut deals for donors - selling the nations vote in the World Assembly in exchange.
Krooked Kuriko sold out World Assembly workers and WA nations in need, she even gave the World Assembly's uranium rights to the The Rejected Realms
Krooked Kuriko described nations who didn't vote for their proposals as "deplorable". Do you know what is deplorable? Kuriko Klinton demonizing hard working nations like you.
Krooked Kuriko and the World Assembly Bureau of Intelligence (WABI) lied about Kuriko's telegrams. Kuriko deleted thousands of important telegrams that were important World Assembly records.
Krooked Kuriko has been in World Assemblyton for 30 years and has made the WA worse. Taxes went up. Telegrams vanished. The cost of resolutions went through the roof.
Krooked Kuriko and the Klinton family represent old money interests - not the interests of World Assembly nations.
Krooked Kuriko claims to be a defender who cares about founderless regions - but resides in a region with a founder. If Krooked Kuriko really cared about founderless regions, they would reside in one.
Don't vote for Krooked Kuriko, a corrupt, telegram deleting, nation who will only enrich the Klinton Foundation and the Klinton family.
McMasterdonia does not own a foundation and has not received any donations from dark money regions. The McMasterdonian campaign is fully funded.
McMasterdonia loves defending and resides in a founderless region - vote for McMasterdonia, the real defender candidate.
McMasterdonia will make the World Assembly great again.
McMasterdonia will never sell the World Assembly's uranium rights to the Rejected Realms or any other region.
McMasterdonia will deliver real results in a very short time frame!
McMasterdonia will always support jobs, industry and the economy to benefit World Assembly workers and their families.
McMasterdonia has never deleted a telegram and never will, and if they do, they won't lie to the WABI about!
McMasterdonia has a huge amount of support amongst WA servicemen and women and the full support of veterans!
McMasterdonia is the only candidate you can trust to deliver results.
Vote for a braver, attractive, and strong World Assembly - McMasterdonia is the only choice!
Vote for McMasterdonia here.
Together, we will beat socialist candidates like Champagne Caelapes:
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Champagne Caelapes almost destroyed the World Assembly during their time as Secretary-General. It is a miracle that we were able to survive the devastating influence of communist rule for as long as we have done. Somehow, someway we have been able to ensure that an election should go ahead while a Communist is in charge. Something that nobody believed would be possible.
Caelapes is a typical champagne commie - they want to keep the poor poorer as long as this does not prevent Caelapes from driving a ferrari or sipping the finest bottle of champagne.
Caelapes has prioritised polarisation over progress. Exacerbating in-fighting in the World Assembly and preventing the passage of meaningful reform that drains the swamp.
Caelapes is too chicken to stand up to SuperPACs and dirty money corporations that are falling in line behind their campaign.
Caelapes promises lots of free stuff in order to win your vote, but in their four years of leadership, they have delivered no outcomes for World Assembly nations.
Caelapes is a NationStates insider attempting to portray themselves as an outsider - in over 40 years of service in the World Assembly, Caelapes has passed no resolutions of consequence.
Caelapes offers only one guarantee if they are elected - rampant taxes and a loss of civil liberties.
Caelapes pretends to uphold democratic values but surrounds himself with the authoritarian natures of some of the worst communist dictatorships of the known world.
Caelapes claims to represent the poor and underprivileged - but hosts garden parties with riparian entertainment at his Riverfront Mansion. This hypocrisy is too much. If Caelapes really cared about the poor, they would be poor themselves.
Don't vote for Commie Caelapes, an ineffective champagne commie demagogue that seeks to push the nations of the world from our path to prosperity, progress and a strong economy for all.
McMasterdonia is the only nation strong enough to drain the swamp of World Assembly corruption.
McMasterdonia will make the World Assembly great again.
McMasterdonia has a proven track record as a business person - this business record will make McMasterdonia a great Secretary-General.
McMasterdonia has entirely self-funded their campaign and is not taking dirty money from SuperPacs or Communist Oligarchs.
McMasterdonia will fight for our democratic values and keep the World Assembly safe from communism and socialism.
McMasterdonia has never given anything away for free in his life and is completely against socialism.
McMasterdonia is the only candidate you can trust to deliver results.
Vote for a braver, attractive, and strong World Assembly - Don’t play chicken with communism! McMasterdonia is the only choice!
Vote for McMasterdonia here.
Together, Team Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls and McMasterdonia 2020 will have a great victory. We have no other choice. Every one of us has a role to play in winning this war - I call it a war, because that is what it is. Every citizen, family, and business can make the difference in stopping Krooked Kuriko from destroying the WA. This is our shared patriotic duty. Challenging times are ahead for the next 2 days, and this is a very vital 2 days.
It is incredible what can be achieved with the support of true North Pacificans, those who do not buy into the fake news anti-TNP agenda. I was a businessman before running for Delegate -- I left a very good job where I made far more money to enter public service! People said it couldn’t be done.
But you proved them wrong -- look at what you did! Incredible. Imagine what can be achieved if we pull together and vote for a Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls and McMasterdonia 2020 Team for WA Secretary-General?!
We will see the same ... incredible results. Nobody will even believe it. But does fake news 
The Northern Light ever report on it?
Congratulations, thank you. What, sir? Yes -- thank you!
We’ve made The North Pacific great again. Our army is still the strongest in the world! Our troops have what they need to succeed. Our diplomacy has never been better! Next we turn to the World Assembly, where the same results can be achieved!
Nobody can beat us, nobody can best us, and nobody can stop us.
Thank you!
This campaign is fully endorsed and supported by:
Max Barry
Greitbart (see
here)Mothers for McMasterdonia (PAC)
Daddies for McMasterdonia
McMasterdonia is the only nation strong enough to drain the swamp of World Assembly corruption.
McMasterdonia will make the World Assembly great again.
McMasterdonia has a proven track record as a business person - this business record will make McMasterdonia a great Secretary-General.
McMasterdonia has entirely self-funded their campaign and is not taking dirty money from SuperPacs or Communist Oligarchs.
McMasterdonia will fight for our democratic values and keep the World Assembly safe from communism and socialism.
McMasterdonia has never given anything away for free in his life and is completely against socialism.
McMasterdonia is the only candidate you can trust to deliver results.
McMasterdonia does not own a foundation and has not received any donations from dark money regions. The McMasterdonian campaign is fully funded.
McMasterdonia loves defending and resides in a founderless region - vote for McMasterdonia, the real defender candidate.
McMasterdonia will never sell the World Assembly's uranium rights to the Rejected Realms or any other region.
McMasterdonia will always support jobs, industry and the economy to benefit World Assembly workers and their families.
McMasterdonia has never deleted a telegram and never will, and if they do, they won't lie to the WABI about!
McMasterdonia has a huge amount of support amongst WA servicemen and women and the full support of veterans!
McMasterdonia is the only candidate you can trust to deliver results.
Totally unaffiliated news outlet Greitbart has published damning reports about two leading opponents in the race and why you should not vote for them:
Press Conference: Delegate McMasterdonia announces candidacy for World Assembly Secretary-General
McMasterdonia Tower, Magicality City, The North Pacific
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Okay, thank you very much. Thank you. Very comfortable here. A lot of room. And we appreciate you being here.
I stand before you today as the candidate of continuity and as the candidate of change. Through continuity and change we will keep TNP great and keep the WA great!
When I became Delegate almost six months ago, by the way, wasn’t that an exciting night? They said we couldn’t win and we did. When I became Delegate almost six months ago I said many times that The World Assembly had been treating us so terribly. Very badly. Badlier than you would even believe, trust me! We would no longer tolerate it. Unlike my predecessor, when I say no, I mean it!
Today I stand as a candidate to ensure that The North Pacific is the greatest region in the world! That we will continue to stomp very bad proposals with our bigly vote, killing the hopes of aspiring but lazy writers. Really when you think about it? Those authors should have been much nicer to me than they were.
But no, instead they continued to support the fake news socialist candidates Like Caelapes, Kuriko and 
Racoda. Puppets for the fake news anti-WA agenda, these agents of chaos must be stopped. Socialism destroys regions. Hundreds of nations have endorsed candidates to impose a socialist takeover of our World Assembly... To those watching at home tonight, I want you to know: We will never let socialism destroy TNP or the WA! Trust me, nobody knows more about socialism than me, or how evil it is. Many people have said that I know more about socialism than anyone else alive.
We will have a great victory. We have no other choice. Every one of us has a role to play in winning this war - I call it a war, because that is what it is. Every citizen, family, and business can make the difference in stopping these people from destroying the WA. This is our shared patriotic duty. Challenging times are ahead for the next 3 days, and this is a very vital 3 days.
It is incredible what can be achieved with the support of true North Pacificans, those who do not buy into the fake news anti-TNP agenda. I was a businessman before running for Delegate - I left a very good job where I made far more money to enter public service! People said it couldn’t be done. But you proved them wrong - look at what you did! Incredible. Imagine what can be achieved if we pull together and vote for McMasterdonia for Secretary-General?! We will see the same... incredible results. Nobody will even believe it. But does fake news The Northern Light ever report on it?
Congratulations, thank you, thank you. We’ve made TNP great again. Our army is the strongest in the world ! Our troops finally have what they need to succeed. Our diplomacy has never been better! Next we turn to the World Assembly, where the same results can be achieved!
Nobody can beat us, nobody can best us, and nobody can stop us.
Vote McMasterdonia for World Assembly Secretary-General
