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The Corporate state of Katanunkerver.
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How to not stupid (RGBN survival guide)
I often look through RMB and see many nations do many stupid thing. Suter tell me to help people not do stupid thing. I like my family being alive, so I must tell you how not do stupid thing.Don't GPT
Whatyoudoing123, you lazy babushka! You ai generate post? Come on come on, have standards, use better ai, at least modify it to have soul! Can't do that, use no ai! You see GPT incompetent type evil! You see press joke, cartoon yelling 'gpt kill us, gpt kill us!' but GPT can't even write roleplay well! Even degenerate able do that! In fact, people do that likely are degenerate, yet we do better job than GPT!
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How to public
Wha-, why are you insulting world, man? You never heard of democratic, civil-right-loving crybabies before? if you say that, expect to have a D-Day reenactment on every shore, lake and house you have! Big crybabies musn’t cry, hide your evil stuff under a carpet. They don’t tend to care unless they find out from you being that blatant.
How to big nations
Ah, WHATYOUDOING123, what wrong with you? You do this with mafia bosses to? You feel like suiciding? Just ask me in the morning, I give you suicide real good! You attempt to punch big superpower like overly-confident prick uppercutting superman, you die. Life is hard like that. Try to keep in your weight class, or even better, beat up those who are below your weight class!
How living
You standing, getting overshadowed by big bully nation, like stupid me, not knowing how to live? What, you forgot that you aren't the only person who likes you, get friends. Get alliances. Join big nation alliance, if you bring knife to gunfight, at least bring 17 other people to team up with you. But sometimes, alliances too closed off. Maybe you to made dumb speech and democratic crybabies cried. That why I said you should make friend! Give others money, altruism, good stuff! Even big nation reluctant to invade two nations at once, don't know why though.
How not nuked
Nuclear standoff, Cold War, fun for all, bring vodka, popcorn and a plate of Seledka s lukom! Is real interesting and fun, maybe not for you though. Get nuked is equivalent of your nation just not existing. You see, under nuclear threat from other nations, they usually bluffing. No actually nuking you, like BB gun, see? But at same time, you’re better off not calling out their bluff in case BB gun was actual rocket launcher, like nuke threat actually being real. Just back off if they make nuclear threat, or bring your own fun world-end bomb! Even single nuke can end their many nuke! If they use gun, use your own gun! It still danger for them at end of day!
How to not controversial
Oh, fancy schmancy goody two shoes Democratic crybabies! They ban gas grenade, they ban fun, they’ll ban your guns next! There’s no escaping them! My advice is to lie about it, say it something else. If you shoot pet gorilla with gas grenade, say it was flashbang! If you nuke nation, say not you! Of course, they’ll find out eventually, and then they’ll start crying and now you dead. Or, if you’re a wimpy simpy coward, you could just not.
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even one suggestion for how nations can survive RGBN can help Tetradiglovaskilenindastalgorbachelinskytrotsky to overcome his alcohol addiction... for around 3 hours. Help this poor man now.
