It comes as no surprise that since its separation from Sissania, St. Michelle has been on a steep, and sharp decline. In fact, recent studies made by the University of North Ihor, suggests every 30 seconds, one murder takes place. The issue is so bad, the president has issued a state of emergency.

"It's awful," Says Michelan immigrant Louis DuPont in his native Michelan creole. "Everyday you walk past dead bodies strewn up by some gang, but you don't feel anything you're so desensitive."

That's not all, according to the international GDP per Capita, St. Michelle is the poorest country on the planet, the economy is so bad in fact, that one standard Michelan Pièq is worth; .00000065ß Standard Sissanian Pièqs. Even the richest struggle to buy food for their family.

Of course, Glorious Reveered Eternal leader Alecinder Peras, has announced aid to the small island nation. In two months time, a portion of the peacekeeper forces will be sent to the island in order to provide food, safety, and stabilization, as well as an eradication of local gangs. In exchange, the Michelan government has authorized the Sissanian government to have autonomy over Michelan palm oil, and petroleum resources, located in local waters.

Early this month the Sissanian government has announced a joint launch with Salcanceacy, of a revolutionary new weather tracking sattelite. It is planned to launch in early may, and will serve to track hurricane patterns near Sissania in order to warn locals before they're hit. However, this will not work in the region of Grosconie for unspecified reasons.