Quotes taken out of context.

So, I'll be doing something where you guys send me quotes that sound unhinged or wrong when taken out of context and I'm gonna start off.
(Not part of the list but something thats unhinged)

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

I got some for everyone!
*pulls out a cake, pie, muffins, cupcakes, pie cake, muffin cake and a random guys head along with a assortment of toes, organs and bones*

Disclaimers: If I think a quote would work for this list, I'll ask the nation for permission :) Every quote below has been posted with the creators consent.

NOW THE ACTUAL LIST:

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

*Dies, then gets reincarnated as a biting baby*

Arlandias wrote:

*grabs mason jar*

Moltian wrote:

Oppressed at last! Oppressed at last! Thank Max Barry, I am oppressed at last!

Reantreet wrote:

*football punts the baby*

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

The rmb right now:

Uwu nya ☺️🥹
No you’re a Nazi!
The Roman’s forced people to assimilate into their culture!

But im good .

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Good morning and why are we accusing people of nazism?

Arlandias wrote:

...no restrictions, eh?
*puts in a slab of cocaine*

Volaworand wrote:

Mmmm... Tasty latins.
I bet they have hot ankles.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

There’s also a girlfriend and a crazy Irish dude who thinks he’s Prince in the story.

Arlandias wrote:

today a person i know almost got hit by a falling tree branch (dont worry, he is fine) and now that tree branch was used to duel swords with some adequate sized sticks from the branch...
interesting how life finds a way to be used by 2 15-16 year olds to duel with

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Did SPIT get Michael Jackson to do a commercial for them turn burn his hair off and get him addicted to pain killers?

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Run before someone eats you.

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

When’s the final battle between you and the urban dog from Sweden?
(My alt :))

United Lossolia wrote:

(opens country millitary fridge) time to drink my daily dose of liquid sh*t