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Video game achievements list — F7 game (work in progress)

I was inspired to list this by Teffland

For those who don't know, there's a topic in F7 about giving AN an achievement they would get in a video game

List of achievements given to me

Name

By

Description

Notes (or commentary)

People don’t equal success

Jorsania

Have less than 10M people while also having a 1% trophy

One of my first two achievements i've got from someone else.

Greenland

Jorsania

Have no factbooks

See above.

Equal, but at what cost?

Barinive

Have extreme income equality, but be extremely poor.

Commies have no lore.

Matamorosia

Be a communist country without any factbooks or dispaches

I didn't really thought about lore too much.

Marxiver Twist

Khoikhoia

Put a spin on the commie classic.

I still don't understand what this means, prehaps a reference to the Soviet flag?

keep up with the… like peace.. like brother.

Matamorosia

Ban WMD’s and allow Cannibis.

Poverty Absolute

New Aeyariss

Create a society where everyone is equally poor.

Juxtaposition

Khoikhoia

Adopt the socialist name and a more traditional communist flag. At the same time, pursue socially liberal policies such as the right to public protest, legalisation of cannabis, and opposition to the nuclear bomb.

LibLefts don't exist i guess (i know it's a joke and most socialist countries have more authoritarian regimes, it's that just because a country is economically extremely left doesn't mean progressivist policies isn't possible. Keep that in mind ☺️)

Communism...or is it?

Varsemia

Be a communist nation without actually being communist.

says on the tin. The April crash happened and the only thing active on NationStates was the recovered Forum. This means you couldn't look at the other countries' factbooks and dispatches and only at their comments, insignia and flag

So uh lab here

the Dutch capitalists gives you 20,000 points for NOT being a comunist

Joepie de poepie, ik heb punten! Of course this isn't an achievement and i did
explain him the rules but i'm 20,000 points up just because i'm not a columni-,
colonis- err... communist.

Communist Dutch Dystopia

Lugarvatn

Make a nation that's basically a communist version of Holland

ackshually Holland is a region; it isn't the same as the Netherlands. Just saying. :-)

Bread :)

Jorsania

Have a kind of grain on your flag

The wreath of grain is shown on the flag

Proletariërs aller landen, verenigt u!

Silesian Peoples Republic

Embrace socialism in your country

Obviously. Crash is fixed.

Daphomir

I've ninja'd them too hard

Speed Runner

Nu Elysium

Be in the top thousand for a stat before having 20 million people.

Matamorosia

I've ninja'd them way too hard

Life, death and taxes

Barinive

Have an insane tax rate

'Tis impossible to be sure of anything but Death and Taxes

The communist constitution says you have rights

Barinive

Be democratic and communist at the same time

Useless Currency

The Sol Collective

Have an economy that is just short of imploding.

My nation has imploded before. Pretty normal

List of achievements given by me

Name

To

Description

Notes (or commentary)

Same name, new city

Canvalland

Have a city namesake with "new" in it

My nation was two days old and i'm new to NationStates. This was my first achievement given by me.

I'm loving it

Saint Monkey

Officialise McDonalds as a national dish

For absolutely nobody anybody interested, I mix British English with American English. It's "Analyse" and "Realisation" for me while I use "chips", not "crisps" and "center", not "centre".

Party parliament

Jorsania

Have all your political parties have the word "Party" in their names

My very first work day

Jorsania

Legalise child labor

A classic example of Americo-British English. Using "legalise" while using "labor"

Illuminati confirmed

Caligulas Legion

Have an all-seeing eye somewhere in your factbook

Nobody:

Poorly made goods

Have a person named "Nobody" as your leader

Humans repeat history, and history repeats itself

Matamorosia

Have multiple historical parallel events after humans return to earth

Flag doppelganger

Nu Elysium

Have a flag that has a lookalike

Ica flago aspektas Linkico. Me studiis Ido ed me prizas lernar la linguo ma me cesis lernar Ido nam poki homi savas, parolas o lernar Ido. (i've translated this via Wiktionary, sorry for any further errors.) Here's i think when the crash happened.

Quotation boxer

Experina

Put a box in a quotation box

G'day!

Bakerby-on-Tyde

Have the Australian Aboriginal flag because you haven't edited your flag (yet)

The nation had the Aboriginal flag but now changed it

I prefer TV over paper

Bakerby-on-Tyde

Have a New York Times Democracy, while also having a teletext service

Seems logical

Nu Elysium

Be in favor of good but against evil without defining what's good or evil.

I've edited it because it was "evil", not "bad" even though the words are generally synonymous

That looks very familiar...

Waisnor

Steal Use another fictional country's flag as your flag.

LinkThis is the flag

I'm not unaligned

Diarcesia

Have D&D alignment in your overview for your country

Crash is fixed.

Repeat after me

Diarcesia

Use the IPA to show pronounciation

Egging the competition!

Egg Ander

Be a country based upon eggs

This is the ninja comment which i've ninja'd Daphomir

Sad Chomsky noises

Dyrrhonian Isles

Let libertarian socialists be the most hated people in the country

Poor Chomsky...

A very large focus tree indeed

Dyrrhonian Isles

Have more than 5 HOI4 country names for different ideologies

I've never played the game myself but i'm a fan nonetheless

Go fish!

Khoikhoia

Have a fishing advertisement in your news provider

Also never fished before, but seems fun. I've ninja'd Matamorosia too hard with this message

Dammit Hercules!

Teffland

Let more than 1.5% of deaths be caused by Pegasus attacks.

Isn't mythologically accurate, Linkit seems

Origami Navy

Teffland

Have a paper boat on your flag

Very complete now indeed

Teffland

Make a list about a forum game and add that the list is finally completed, even though the game's still ongoing

Here's the list

Blunt slavery

Matamorosia

Legalise slavery and cannabis

Anschluss time

Matamorosia

Have Polandball as your nation's favorite dish

Yes, i am/was a polandball fan

Friendship level: 99

Matamorosia

Have a country score more than a googol (10100) points on your sentiment scale thingy

It was Mixton who got 10280 on the sentiment scale thingy

Waluigi's Taco Stand

Matamorosia

Have a factbook with/about a taco menu

In memoriam

Matamorosia

Have a post about the death/dissolution of a country

F for Gaymanberg. Maybe you have noticed but what if i told you that i've posted these achievements from Blunt slavery to In Memoriam in one post?

Do you want to add, comment or criticise something here? Or just want to say something else? Feel free to send me a telegram!
Maybe more to add further but for now, LinkObama out!

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