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by The Reconstruction Authority of Terran Capitalistic Nations. . 4 reads.

Terran Postal Service

Terran Postal Service
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WARNING : CURFEW STARTS AT 10:00 PM. VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED!

Unnecessarily Complicated way of sending stuff to other nations!


Need a Postal Service YOU can count on? The Terran Postal Service should be right for you.
Delivery all day , all night. With 100% Unbroken Guarantee so you can count on us that we don't break your package. (P.S : Might use Telegram System In the Future.)



EXAMPLE MAIL :


For All Things Postal , Without Breakage.



TERRAN POSTAL SERVICE


FOR : INSERT NATION NAME HERE
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FROM : INSERT NATION NAME HERE


Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Sem viverra aliquet eget sit amet tellus cras adipiscing. Neque laoreet suspendisse interdum consectetur libero id faucibus nisl. Eu lobortis elementum nibh tellus molestie. Ac tortor vitae purus faucibus ornare suspendisse. Sagittis nisl rhoncus mattis rhoncus urna neque. Aliquet enim tortor at auctor urna nunc. Consectetur purus ut faucibus pulvinar elementum integer. Ac orci phasellus egestas tellus. In fermentum posuere urna nec tincidunt praesent semper. Donec enim diam vulputate ut pharetra sit amet. Dignissim suspendisse in est ante in nibh mauris. Convallis convallis tellus id interdum velit. Purus gravida quis blandit turpis.


HAND WRITTEN. DO NOT REPLY CONVENTIONALLY. INSTEAD REPLY WITH TEMPLATE ON POSTAL FACTBOOK (Don't leave in the sample lorum ipsum text and Template Names , replace them.


For A Better Future , For a Better World.


TEMPLATE :


What Nation are you sending this to? : [Insert Nation Name Here]

What shall be your message? (Write it down here for it to be pasted into the mailing system) :

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