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by The Kingdom of Seythennia. . 3 reads.

São Vicente Post - July 28, 2015: "Freedom Fighters Commit More Arson"

There is panic on the streets of São Vicente as the terrorist group Seythennian Freedom Fighters has burned down almost five houses last night. A message was found inside one of the homes, saying "We are not terrorists. We are hardworking citizens like you. We only want more freedom for the corporations. If we have to give that message in extreme ways, then so be it". In response, São Vicente mayor Marcus Thames said in a speech "These terrorists disgrace the name "freedom fighters". Seythennia was built upon civil rights and regulations for large companies and corporations. If these extremists win, then we disgrace everything Seythennia stands for. If the corporations gain absolute freedom in their practices, then our government becomes corrupt and conservative, like the old Kingdomic Rulership before us. It is for these reasons that the greater Seythennian government will never succumb to the threats of these "freedom" fighters". The São Vicente Chief of Police revealed in a press conference that a task force has been created to stop the Seythennian Freedom Fighters, and that police will bring in the CEOs of top corporations for questioning.

In sports news, the São Vicente Kiwis beat the Seythennia City Emus 5-2 yesterday. Next week they'll go up against the Centule Paladins.

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