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Angevin-Romanov Crimea wrote:yeah but i'm sick, i already woke up in the morning, i needed to get more rest!
i woke up in the afternoon, not morning!
wtf!

good mornoon

Mad Jack Is Rejected wrote:
I'm at my PC XD

Not going out atm because I'm so ill I've been having fever dreams about hunting down a Portuguese international scam artist called The Lusophone, and every time he gets away I wake up drowning in phlgem.

Could be worse.

Could be a lot better. One day I'll catch that Lusophone.

Cyptopir wrote:good mornoon

good afternoon

Mad Jack Is Rejected wrote:Could be a lot better. One day I'll catch that Lusophone.

mad jack is a lusophobe 😱😳👉🏳️‍🌈🤡💀

Three Galaxies wrote:mad jack is a lusophobe 😱😳👉🏳️‍🌈🤡💀

Pfft Portugeese is just spicy Spanish.

Lusophone? Can't they tighten it?

Cyptopir wrote:Lusophone? Can't they tighten it?

Hahaha! Great post!

Now go to gulag.

Arctic Lands wrote:Yeah, Zhukov takes the W once again. One of the basedest people ever.

Did he put the Party back on the right track?

Yes as the gigachad he is

Mad Jack Is Rejected wrote:There's something different about my nation. I'm just not sure what.

I was waiting for when you join the WA so i can endorse you

Three Galaxies wrote:Forgot he existed.

This is what the liberal TRR government wants you to believe

WNJ got that Streisand effect real good

Khedivate-of-Egypt wrote:--snip coz librals-- got that Streisand effect real good

That's a little (a lot) wrong

Three Galaxies wrote:Now go to gulag.

This reminds me I watched The Death of Stalin a while back (and by ”a while” I mean “prior to vanishing for 6 days”). Fun movie (besides all the horrible $*%# that happens in it oh my God), you should watch it if you haven’t.

“I'm going to have to report this conversation. Threatening to do harm or obstruct any member of the Presidium in the process of... look at your $&*%ing face!”
—Zhukov to Khrushchev, just before he bursts out laughing

I really don't want to go to school tomorrow.
I guess I could lie tho and just say my leg hurt real bad, I mean it does, but you know.

Distracting the RMB from people under blanket suppression:

"I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200-dollar custom-tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds."

The Weeber respects the immense strength of the God Emperor

My freind asked me "We literally fought to get rid of monarchies, do you really wanna undo all of that?"

Yes. Yes I do
UP WITH THE REGICIDAL RESTRIVE ELECTIVE MONARCHY

TescoPepsi wrote:I really don't want to go to school tomorrow.
I guess I could lie tho and just say my leg hurt real bad, I mean it does, but you know.

Life has taught me that a little lie can get you very far.

"Why tell the truth, when a good lie will work just fine?"
- Elim Garak

My favorite part about Wikipedia is that, on the page for "human", they have to keep the same level of scientific classification and third-person perspective as with any other species, and so it ends up sounding like a group of lizard people wrote the page.

Post by Woodstockian National Junta suppressed by Mad Jack Is Rejected.

Anyways while the light still shines:

Arctic Lands you banning me from rrr was an objective failure

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