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The Toko Herald, the premier news paper of the Landbang Rkipo Islands_______________________________Cost:1G$

Head Line: PRESIDENT ANNOUCES MAJOR ENHANCED AIR PROGRAM RE-WORKS

Today, addressing congress, the President has announced that he will vote on a re-work of the Enhanced Air Programme. It will go as follows:

Instead of Biologically changing people against their own will, now it will be voluntary. As well as selling off the vast majority of research to private companies. One thing that will change for everyone is however, is the size of the brain and the 200 year life span. These are the only part of the Original enhanced air programme will follow.

To join the armed forces however, you must go through "enhancement", this includes growing to 7 foot, gaining extreme amounts of muscle, reduced pain spectrum, ability to do 3 tasks at once without distraction, perfect night vision, ability to learn languages by just glancing at words.

Congress will also vote on legalising the ability for private companies to sell "enhancements" to people. (we are worried about furries btw) This is an expected win. Police and emergancy services will not be allowed to have "enhancements" that are not government approved, as this could be detrimental for their duties.

Thonada wrote:

would like Thonoda to be marked on the subcontinent of India....

what exact places are you thinking?

Landbang Rkipo Islands wrote:

The Toko Herald, the premier news paper of the Landbang Rkipo Islands_______________________________Cost:1G$

Head Line: PRESIDENT ANNOUCES MAJOR ENHANCED AIR PROGRAM RE-WORKS

Today, addressing congress, the President has announced that he will vote on a re-work of the Enhanced Air Programme. It will go as follows:

Instead of Biologically changing people against their own will, now it will be voluntary. As well as selling off the vast majority of research to private companies. One thing that will change for everyone is however, is the size of the brain and the 200 year life span. These are the only part of the Original enhanced air programme will follow.

To join the armed forces however, you must go through "enhancement", this includes growing to 7 foot, gaining extreme amounts of muscle, reduced pain spectrum, ability to do 3 tasks at once without distraction, perfect night vision, ability to learn languages by just glancing at words.

Congress will also vote on legalising the ability for private companies to sell "enhancements" to people. (we are worried about furries btw) This is an expected win. Police and emergancy services will not be allowed to have "enhancements" that are not government approved, as this could be detrimental for their duties.

The bill has....

Passed!

WE HAVE OUR HOMELAND BACK

ATTENTION

MOVE TO UEPU AND ENDORSE Landbang Rkipo Islands!

(yes i am the real landbang)