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Animal Farmerica wrote:Hello

What happened here?

Roanorkia wrote:What happened here?

Nothing Suspicious Atoll...

Gets dragged from the door screaming back into the darkness beyond.

Animal Farmerica wrote:Nothing Suspicious Atoll...

Gets dragged from the door screaming back into the darkness beyond.

did this region got raided

Roanorkia wrote:did this region got raided

No, why would you think that?

Animal Farmerica wrote:No, why would you think that?

and why would you think im smart

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Cleans up the splattered remains of the latest failed experiment...

Hands you a suitcase full of cash.

Hello

Hello

Post by Marli suppressed by Great British Federation.

Arckiem wrote:Hello

Aye, no need to double post mon! Can ye not see we've a problem here?!

De zombi virus got out of containment!
Hardly anybody left alive! I blame meself...
Shouldna baked dem special brownies an left em in da staff canteen...

*facepalm*

Quantum instability, The Nether Regions, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Schitzen-giggels, and 6 othersBruddhistan, Canarda, Auztraalia, Napalm in the Morning, Nothing Suspicious Atoll, and Crystal meth peter

Crystal meth peter

Strolls through the RMB with his Flammenwerfer 5000 flamethrower casually burning EVERYTHING in his path...

Hoses down and puts out any remaining fires🔥
Sweeps up all the ash, dust, and debris, and puts it in the trash,
Pressure washes away the bloodstains,
Reseals all heavy containment doors,
Distributes the cure to all laboratory staff.

Why are you closing the embassy with us :(, the snow is great here!

Quantum instability

Off-piste skier wrote:Why are you closing the embassy with us :(, the snow is great here!

Don't know about the others, but I'm a cat - We don't like snow, the cold, people that like these things, other people, other things, and pretty much anything and everything at any specific time...

Quantum instability wrote:Don't know about the others, but I'm a cat - We don't like snow, the cold, people that like these things, other people, other things, and pretty much anything and everything at any specific time...

You do know there's snow outside these facilities?

Wheels a mop and a bucket through the RMB, whilst inspecting its glorious collection of cobwebs, and humming a tune...

Welcome Marie curie!

Please do enjoy your stay, and feel free to help yourselves to any hazardous and experimental materials in our vaults.

It's not like you aren't used to playing with such things.

Marie curie

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:Welcome Marie curie!

Please do enjoy your stay, and feel free to help yourselves to any hazardous and experimental materials in our vaults.

It's not like you aren't used to playing with such things.

Nothing in life is to be feared; it is only to be understood. So yes, I will pretty much take your offer to heart.

Hands Marie curie some Radium-224.

Apparently it's pear-shaped.🍐

https://home.cern/news/news/physics/isolde-spots-another-pear-shaped-nucleus

May I ask why our embassy is being withdrawn?

The Older Isles wrote:May I ask why our embassy is being withdrawn?

Who knows? I mean this region is rarely active, and is mostly filled with puppets that eke out some existence being used for unspeakable experiments. If they're not part of the experiments then they're the mad scientists and religious zealots seeking to either takeover, or bring about the end of, the World...

So, to see them stir enough to close an embassy could either be part of some nefarious plan, or just be a part of the general atmosphere of decay.

Skeleton Barmaid wrote:I don't know if skeletons count as zombies, but...

Anyone in need of a drink?

Charmed to meet you young lady!

I would prefer if you were to join me in a drink, rather than simply serve. Is that OK? I suggest Rum or Port.

Which do you prefer?

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