The Smartest Citizens in Gay
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Gay is ranked 1,171st in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Unified Socialist Republic of Genesis Fifteen | 60th | 488.16 | ||
| 2. |  The Bardic Lorekeepers of Aethelia | 113th | 437.35 | ||
| 3. |  The Federation of Smithstopia | 212th | 384.19 | ||
| 4. |  The Republic of Senshu | 382nd | 327.43 | ||
| 5. |  The Great Empire of Kundu | 932nd | 257.55 | ||
| 6. |  The Bakery of Gender rolls | 1,367th | 227.33 | ||
| 7. |  The Bubbly Community of Duodez | 1,382nd | 226.62 | ||
| 8. |  The United Kingdom of Western Weassey | 1,450th | 222.89 | ||
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Ventalia | 1,548th | 217.01 | ||
| 10. |  The Collective Minds of Marsaries | 2,233rd | 191.77 | ||
